This is the worst thing I've seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I'm sure he found a shitload of stuff that challenged that viewpoint.
...and then proceeded to completely ignore it
My dog is actually pretty racist, she doesn't like white people lol
Go see more hermit crabs
Found the guy who's never dealt with a goose
Ok now listen here u little shit
No matter how crazy his stories are, he always has the photos to prove it. Skweezy Jibs is the personification of Chaotic Good
I don't know if it's legally possible, but even if it was, it would never actually work. Texas is propped up with federal funding, our electric grid is slowly failing, and most people who wanted to stay a citizen of the United States would leave if they were able, which would completely fuck the job market, and leave mostly people who want to be Texans rather than Americans, and those people can't run shit (hence the economicand infrastructure problems we already have). Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass, idk. That's my opinion as somebody who lives in Texas against their will.
Pretty sure that's Hank Hill
My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan
'Oi bruv, moo innit' makes me giggle every time