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[-] QaspR@lemmy.world 89 points 8 months ago

1h ago... 5min ago. You absolute canine. Man's got stamina for days

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 50 points 8 months ago

I view it as more "1hr ago" sees notification "wait no way" makes various sex noise and gets notification followed by several minutes of laughing.

That or they got out the ball gag for an hour.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 8 months ago

Or a refractory period.

[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 9 points 8 months ago

Judging by the time gap in notifications, it looks more like they took an hour long break

[-] frazw@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago
[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

And prefers doggy style

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 25 points 8 months ago

Sound recognition? Is this an always on thing in iphones. I hope it doesn't get sent back to servers or something

[-] HEXN3T 38 points 8 months ago

It's an accessibility option for the hearing impaired, e.g. doorbells, knocking, crying, smoke detector alarms, and some others.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

That's pretty cool. Iirc a lot of disabled people like using iphones for this reason. I hope we can have better accessibility tools on the Android side soon.

[-] ji17br@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 months ago
[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

(also I'm fvcking tired of privacy extremists on here. if something is proprietary it doesn't mean that it uploads literally everything to the server, on-device processing is still a thing y'know)

[-] DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

on-device processing is still a thing

Unfortunately even if this is initially processed locally, there's a significant risk that results and/or samples are still sent back. manufacturers have shown on multiple occasions that the allure of data they can leverage is too much to resist.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Somebody mentioned their Google Takeout (export of Google data) contained audio of them using the Google assistant. So Apple could technically do the same thing.

I'm not a privacy extremist, I just want to understand how technology works and how you should be using things in order to be safe online.

[-] dan@upvote.au 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

AFAIK this only happens if you agree to let Google store clips to train their speech recognition (which is optional)

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

that only happens if you explicitly agree to uploading voice clips

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 8 months ago

if you hate privacy extremists why'd you join Lemmy?

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 8 months ago
[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

You sly monologue! You had me dogging!

[-] liquidparasyte@pawb.social 19 points 8 months ago

He really got that dawg in him

[-] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago
[-] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago
[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 8 months ago

"Not only did I have sex, but I was having sex for more than an hour!"

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 18 points 8 months ago

Yeah posting it publicly for millions of people to see and judge screams 'embarrassed'

[-] noli@programming.dev 10 points 8 months ago

Oh no, strangers on the internet know I had sex and there were dog-like noises! That's the exact same as people who know me IRL such as family or coworkers! I shall now sink through the ground in shame!

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

Training data wrong? Nah bro it was just doggystyle 🤷‍♂️

[-] Fargeol@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago

Plot twist: you were alone

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 9 points 8 months ago

You horny dog, you!

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I know someone who supposedly sounds like a pig squealing when getting boned. At least according to her son who overhead his parents having sex.

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