A wee bit of terrorism

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Necromancy

Illegal gambling

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Cheating at Poker

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.