Let's stop using the word conceived and switch to fertilization.

Go up and ask a "christian" their birth date. When they tell you, say, "No, the date you were fertilized."

Then accuse them of being the only religion that constantly lies about their age to seem younger.

And tell them that vanity is a sin and they will go to hell for being vain.

Expecting Republicans to apply their laws with consistency or logic is like expecting them to suddenly start having a shred of empathy

I was talking to a friend about how the other states should freeze like millions of embryos so their population goes up, and they get more people in the house of representatives.

She told me it doesn't work that way :(

What do you think the ruling will be on the eggs aging? If it's from fertilization, will every live person need to update their age by a few days?

Will they get the right to vote at 18 years from fertilization?

These "children" obviously have a handicap, so they should also be get disability for their lifetime.

That's the consequence of hicks rejecting education.

Why does this guy look like he's in a bad American adaptation of Mr Bean?

Ain't all bad, they'll let you marry your sister.

The children need to have Social Security Numbers to be claimed as dependants...

What happens when a couple separate and they have a hundred frozen embryos? How much does this impact child support rulings? how about custody?

Do these "lives" also constitute constituent counts e.g. does this now influence the voting power of a region?

Enroll them in private school to also get a child tax credit.

Well, the Waltons family made their fortune having the federal government pay for employees, so this would be similar.

I'm pretty sure it costs a lot to do this procedure and even more to continue storage every year. Would love to see the breakdown, but I feel like it may not be worth it?

"What that means."

Only problem is that you will also have to pay a shitload in child support

I called this last week :P

despite all of this... I still think Mississippi is my least favorite state.

yeah idk. You could probably write off the maintenance bills, but that still just moves it into untaxed income, you're probably better of giving the government their share or starting some small business that loses money and bought a new vehicle or something.