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[-] Xtallll 63 points 11 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I'll get one and report back

[-] Eric_Pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

[-] LinyosT@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago
[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 29 points 11 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Great to have a tutorial!

[-] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Free lifting has helped my posture tremendously. You don't need to focus on being a buff gymbro. Just enough intensity to build enough muscle to force your bones into the right shape.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm not asking for posture advice, I'm asking how to remove it

[-] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh well then.. I know a guy that knows a guy. Hope you dont mind headaches.

[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

No head, no ache.

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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

I for one need my cervical spine. I am not going to get rid of it.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why need? It seems unnecessary. Snail doesn't have it, why should I

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Snail also has no dick cut it off

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 12 points 11 months ago
[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

They, too, have impressive penises.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Snails love the D

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[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

So what, you think you're just better than an invertebrate? Say that to an octopus's face

[-] fylkenny@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

Can't be a neckbeard if you have no neck.

[-] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Does seem to have the side effect of removing the head though. I only want to remove the highlighted parts

[-] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago

Don't worry, the rest is free of charge

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

That's nice at least

[-] mrfriki@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Seems expensive, any DIY methods?

[-] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Do you have access to a hungry lion, by any chance?

[-] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 15 points 11 months ago

Rip it out like a man you wimp

/s

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Seems like a good idea on the surface, but it'll delete other parts that I want to keep.

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[-] hungryphrog 14 points 11 months ago
[-] brb@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I tried that but it was connected to other stock parts I don't want to delete

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago

It's like a tablecloth, you have to pull it fast so everything that's attached to it will stay in place.

Note: you may experience some minor discomfort as the nerve endings separate. This is normal and should quickly resolve itself.

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[-] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Foward, Down, Forward, High Punch

[-] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Step 1: Stop hunching your head forward.

Barring physical issues preventing it, that's it.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

No, no you've misunderstood the question.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

So you're afraid to try? Good news then, you're already spineless! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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[-] doleo@lemmy.one 6 points 11 months ago
[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Close your eyes

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