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Competition Rule (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 9 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/196

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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 85 points 9 months ago

It's not a competition

That's loser talk

[-] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 35 points 9 months ago

Better git gud

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago

Skill issue

[-] whodatdair@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

Yall joking but bottoming is definitely a skill, just sayin

[-] itslilith 8 points 9 months ago

can someone teach me?

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

I can't teach you, but I can help you practice.

[-] itslilith 6 points 9 months ago

🥺 👉👈

[-] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

And I'll supervise

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 months ago

git gay

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

git: 'gay' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

The most similar commands are
        stage
        tag
        var

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

If you want to let git know that you prefer dick, the correct command is:

git branch -d main

[-] Ioughttamow@kbin.social 26 points 9 months ago

Hi Gayer, I’m Dad

[-] Wirlocke 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I just read the top part so I thought the worst thing to say was "We may earn commission from links on this page".

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 9 months ago

[-] cupcakezealot 22 points 9 months ago

"im gayer so im the final boss pin me to beat me"

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago

"Prove it."

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 9 months ago

"I'm the best at beach. I'll beach off everyone guy here just to prove it."

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

Exactly. The correct term would be, "more gay". Probably.

[-] Death@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

competitive gaying implies the existence of casual unranked gaying

[-] germanatlas 16 points 9 months ago

"You still owe me 20€"

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Who would someone actually believe this is something you should never say? Plenty of relationships and situations would allow a joke like that. If the person feels shame about being gay, it can break the tension. If the person says it matter of factly, if the relationship involves enough playful ribbing, if the group was already super queer, it would be fine.

Coming out doesn't need to be a super serious moment, especially since you usually need to come out on multiple occasions to different people. It's tiring to never have fun.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 months ago

True, but this is from the Onion and isn't meant to be serious commentary: https://www.theonion.com/things-to-never-say-to-someone-who-just-came-out-1849079422

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

I've considered coming out as gay on April 1st so that I've come out as L, G, B and T and collect the whole set, but even if it would be actually funny in my case, it's still in questionable taste.

Also, I'm definitely gayer than you.