Elderly Man 2 minutes later: Spends 10 minutes writing a check
Places still accept cheques?
No but some accept checks.
Yep, just gotta check with them first.
Cheques out
I am going to send you all to the cheque republic if you don't stop.
Is this still a thing? I worked at a grocery store about 10 years ago, and towards the end of my tenure, they stopped taking checks. I'd imagine other chains did too. I haven't seen anyone write one while I've been in a checkout line in forever.
I worked at AutoZone 7 years ago, we had a scanner thing that'd just read the check numbers on the bottom and run it like a debit card without a pin.
I'd tell people to not fill out the check, cause it doesn't matter at all, it didn't read it, and I give the check right back anyway, it could even be used again if the dorks would stop filling them out for no reason.
Even after all my telling them before and while they filled them out, they'd be in such disbelief when I returned their check after 3 seconds. Some would even be angry for them wasting time filling it out when it didn't even matter. Like guy I told you multiple times, how could anyone get upset at me for that.
In the UK they died with the cheque guarantee card.
I had to write software to print cheques on a slip printer about 20 years back. Had nobody ask for them since. I took that function away by accident a few years ago and nobody complained. They still make the printers, but they don't get used for cheques. More for prescriptions and other things that just need a small slip of paper that can't be trivially copied by a crackhead.
I worked at an Albertsons a couple years back for a summer and we still took checks. And there were definitely people who used them, although more often I think it was people who were using some kind of unemployment or other social programs. But yeah whenever it wasn't a check like that it was an older person who would write the check out once they saw the total.
Meanwhile, younger folks audibly exhale when you take the extra 10 seconds to put your cash change back in your wallet.
Can't win em all.
Because you do that on your own time, not at the cashier. Do it while you're walking out.
I have two hands. One is occupied by my wallet that I just took the cash out of. The other is occupied by the change that was just handed back to me. Which hand am I supposed to push the cart or carry my stuff with? Just be patient for a moment.
I put my wallet away, grab my stuff with one hand, then take the change with the other hand & stuff it into a pocket. Then I sort my stuff when I get in my car.
Sounds annoying.
I like to inconvenience myself so that strangers who don't care about me can save 2 seconds in the lineup. Then I go around telling people what a great guy I am for it.
stuff it into a pocket
Ok but what are women supposed to do
Demand pockets from the clothing companies. Equal rights equal clothes.
Give the change to the man behind her if it's 30% or more of her total.
Purse
You could put your wallet away while the cashier is putting your cash in the drawer and getting your change out. However, if you're at one of the longer lines that has the conveyor belt it's unlikely you'd be holding up anyone behind you because they're not likely to be ready to check out in the short period of time it would take to put your change away, and it's not like putting your change away is going to stop the cashier from starting to scan the next person's items.
But then you have to get your wallet out again to put your change in
And that's not even with a kid. Try pushing a trolley, holding a kid, and putting your change away. I tried an palm scanner recently at the grocery but felt like OP as I scanned it several times and it never was able to recognize my palm as a palm.
Nah, I'll do it right when the cashier hands it back to me at the check stand before I grab all of my stuff and then walk out so I'm not fumbling shit all over the walkway and impeding even more people. 10 seconds isn't going to kill you.
Shit, I still see them pull out checkbooks.
It honestly surprises me that many merchants still accept checks, given that they won't verify immediately.
They do verify immediately in many places. The cash register scans the check, extracts the bank routing and account numbers, and does an EFT transaction on the spot.
I think if you look old and world weary enough they probably figured that you don't know how to bounce them.
a check may gain some time for those who may need it. Transaction is not instantaneous. It may take a week or longer.
use cash. don't leave traces.
If you need time that's what a credit card is for. If you don't have financial responsibility then that is a problem though.
The middle aged people tap their card on the other lane and shake their heads at both parties.
Now he knows how it feels. Love just trying to get a donut on my way to work and some old lady has 2 months worth of groceries at 6am and wants to pay with a check. And there's one lane open.
That old timer had been waiting decades to use that line.
Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then who's vice-president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady?
And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury!
Just pay with a card fucko
That requires me to carry a wallet.
Yeah so in the civilized world we prefer to carry our health card and a piece of ID anyway, but if you live in the States the first one doesn't exist and... Well... The second one doesn't really exist either...
But you know, a bank card takes way less space than a cellphone in your pockets, just saying.
Future boy.
I'm no future boy.
'Cause I think I'm here to stay.
What's the future for.
If I don't get more than today?
I'm no future boy.
If you had a basket before you got to checkout, don’t dispose of it at the end of the line, BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY WILL NEED IT WHEN WALKING OUT YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! Stop wasting my time trying to juggle 10 items without a basket YOU FUCKING MORON!
(I’m fine.)
What if I didn't get a basket before I got to checkout, but I barely juggled my 10 items successfully and then once it's all scanned I can't figure out how to juggle them again?
(I'm sorry)
There’s a pile of basket near the counter left there by the people I ranted about.
You can take the baskets out of the store where you live? 😳 That's what bags are for.
Are people not taking rucksacks to the shop yet? I hardly thought myself a genius when I worked it out at least ten years ago.
Future boyb had 4 years left, before he becomes elderly man
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