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I guess I should post my comics here, rather than DnDMemes :)

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[-] RQG@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

Can I retitle this to

Creative Character concepts I wish my players would come up with.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Character concepts I HAVE played in recent years:

Goblin priestess of Tymora who's on a mission to free her people from their tyrant god Maglubiyet, and change hearts and minds for goblins in large cities through setting a personal good example.

Treant druid who's on the run from the authorities because she keeps planting knotweed in the foundations of various large buildings and temples. (I used the tortle lineage for stats)

Middle sibling from a noble family who is competing against all the other siblings to "earn the most money" by a set date, because the one who brings the most cash home gets the family inheritance. Decided "adventuring" had the best return for time spent.

Imprisoned Artificer who designed and built a robot (5e "nimblewright") that she could telepathically pilot - then sent it out to go recruit an adventuring party to rescue herself.

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I love the art. It's adorable.

From the character concepts my favorite is the noble competing for gold and treasure. It's a fun twist on the I'm here for the money motivation.

The construct trying to save the master is cool as it can potentially lead to swapping characters after a while. But it's a bit main charactery for some campaigns.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It did lead to swapping characters, at level 6! I went from Warforged Artificer to Gnome "Inventor" (she's a wizard, but I reskin all of the spells as tinkered inventions)

(These two tokens are what I used for the nimblewright)

(This is the key art for the gnome inventor)

As for the “main character-y” stuff… I basically hid the entire backstory from the group for 6 months of play, my character was worried that agents of her captors might track her down and put an end to her one shot at a rescue, and since their an organization with active spies all over the place, she was hiding everything until she was sure she could trust the group.

Over time, I told different characters part of the story, in confidence, which lead to (at one point) every other PC in the group having a completely contrasting explanation of what my “deal” was, under instructions to not tell anyone else.

Once I actually came clean and explained the situation to them, they organized a rescue op and saved her in 3 sessions. Less of a “main character” result and more of a “character side-plot” outcome - everyone else has their own personal side stories, and some of them are pretty involved…

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

My GM brain also instantly thought the swap would be great at around level 6. It's the sweet spot of experiencing the first character pretty well while also not putting the swap so late that it becomes difficult.

Also I think hiding the backstory for a bit seems like a great move. Because as it happened on your game as well, that's the type of backstory that once the group knows it basically becomes a high priority. But sounds like it all worked out amazingly. Your group appears to be a great fit for each other with your styles of play.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(I folded this reply into the other one. Didn't realize "deleted posts" still showed in this board system)

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Your character concepts are top-notch!

[-] julian@pathfinder.social 29 points 1 year ago

Image Transcription:

Title: "DND characters I've been banned from playing."

A drawing of a smiling woman with pointed ears and a blond updo looks at us. She wears a green dress like a folded leaf, with yellow and blacked striped tights underneath. Bees buzz around her.

Caption: "Swarm druid with beehive hairstyle, but it's a real beehive."

A drawing of a red-skinned person with horns and yellow eyes without pupils reads from a book. Cards float above their hand. Their robe bears a red B symbol, in the style of the D&D Beyond logo.

Caption: "Warlock who is directly pacted to Wizards Of The Coast."

A drawing of a zombie-like person in tattered clothes holding a staff made of bones looks at us. The staff glows green.

Caption: "Necromancer who raised themselves from the dead, and now has to maintain the spell."

A drawing of a person-sized mechanical snake with a drill bit for a tail and a piece of wire as a tongue.

Caption: "Warforged druid who wildshapes by physically reconfiguring their body."

A drawing of a large cloud of red and yellow energy, with a tiny silhouette of a person with arms outstretched at the center.

Caption: "Wizards."

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[-] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 15 points 1 year ago

Good human.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 year ago

This is an excellent transcription.

[-] julian@pathfinder.social 12 points 1 year ago

I highly recommend that everyone describe their images here! There are visually impaired people who would love to participate, and this makes memes accessible to them. :)

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[-] Beebop_Ninscoom@ttrpg.network 24 points 1 year ago

I really like the warforged druid concept. Very beast wars to me lol

[-] DrWyrm@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago

And if you take 3 levels of armorer you can have your armor change to fit your new form to have a good AC and shoot lightning as you slither around as a robosnake

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

There's a fun "technically homebrew" subclass in Eberron setting creator Keith Baker's "Exploring Eberron " for Warforged adjacent Druids, Moon Druid scaling, elemental pseudo Smites, etc

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[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 19 points 1 year ago

I'll probably post some of my more popular comics to support this project, but... maybe only a couple a week so as to not flood the place :D

[-] LyuSapphire@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 year ago

I don't see the problem with it!

[-] HolaMojito@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Yes, please do! This is so good

[-] OboTheHobo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Ok but the warforged druid one is genuinely pretty awesome.

[-] astral_avocado@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 year ago

You must be a blast to play with in a campaign, better than my one friend who makes joke characters based off Pepsi and McDonald's...

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The DM must prounce it like in the song "PEPSI MAAAAAAAN"

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

To be fair, those are fun too!

[-] aweirdlizard@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Alth@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 year ago

Any particular stories on why you're banned from playing wizards?

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I tend to have a habit of looking at all the tools I have, and using them to the greatest possible effect I can...

I played "Princes of the Apocalypse" with a Pyrophobic Librarian called Neff, who refused to take evocation spells - the entire table accused me of sandbagging by refusing to take fireball...

Let me tell you, half the bosses in the campaign were unable to act, because every spell they cast was counterspelled by a tiny gnome with spell slots not being reserved for DPS. The other half of the bosses suffered from being extraplanar entities hit by the banish spell with a 100% guaranteed success rate. My DM refuses to let anyone play diviner ever again.

Let's see what this terror of the module looks like.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 22 points 1 year ago

The worst trick I sat on, and I saved it entirely for the final boss fight.

DM's like "here's the final boss, I gave them a huge number of legendary saves so you can't just banish them"

Let me tell you, the noise a DnD table makes when you say "uh DM, please don't roll initiative for the final boss, I'd like them to roll a 1 thank you." gold.

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 year ago

Guessing it's DnD 5e.

The boss has legendary resistances, so it has a set number of times where if it fails a saving throw to avoid a spell or other effect (such as banishment), it can choose to succeed instead. Divination wizards have the portent ability, which allows them to replace a roll by anyone they can see with a prerolled die from earlier in the day. Legendary resistances make this irrelevant for saving throws, since the boss can just pass regardless of the roll, but initiative to determine turn order is not a saving throw so it can't use legendary resistances.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 year ago

This is DnD 5e yes.

The "divination wizard" in 5e has a power where at the start of the day, they roll two d20 dice (or at high levels, they roll three d20 dice), then they put them aside for later. At any point during the adventuring day, whenever anyone the wizard can see makes any d20 roll for any reason, the wizard's player can say "wait stop, don't roll the dice for that, instead your result is THIS dice" and they use up one of their stored dice. This feature is called "portent" - it represents the wizard seeing the future.

So for example, if you roll a high number (let's say, a 17) - and an enemy wizard casts a very nasty spell, causing your friend to have to make a saving throw, you can say "this looks scary, and if you fail this check, you'll die. I'm going to declare that you rolled a 17 for this save."

Most players when they see this feature think about the high numbers, those are "powerful" feeling because they let you succeed at doing something when it really matters - and this can make a big difference - when the outcome of a story comes down to "can we convince the important NPC we're the good guys?" one roll can make a huge difference, and getting to make the check knowing what the outcome can be is phenomenally powerful. As players you can even plan to make full use of this - coming up with a plan of action where everything hinges on a single die roll is normally very dangerous in DnD, but when you can force that roll to be good, it's an incredibly powerful tool.


One thing that many players dont consider, however, is the raw power of a very low roll. You can use these portent dice when enemies make checks, so if you have a small number, you can make an enemy fail. One of the most common uses of this will be to cast a spell that causes a monster to make a saving throw, or suffer serious consequences (e.g. a spell like "polymorph" can turn a monster into a snail for an hour, effectively letting you win the fight against them with a single roll.) - these are commonly referred to as "save or suck" spells, and the big weakness of them is, if the enemy makes the saving throw, nothing happens. You wasted your turn, and used a powerful spell slot and got nothing. These spells get significantly more potent when you have portents.

(Another incredibly powerful use of portent is to use dice in a pair - let's say you need to lie to the head of the city guard to cover your tracks, or you need to win a contest of strength against a minotaur. If you have both a high and a low die in your portent pool, you can make the contest, and give yourself the high die while giving your opponent the poor die. This lets your tiny puny wizard win a tug of war against a Minotaur, or lie to the guard captain and have him absolutely believe you - and you know in advance what the outcome will be!)


In general, the most powerful monsters in DnD 5e are called "legendary monsters" and they have a special power where - whenever they fail a saving throw, they can say "actually, this is really bad for me, I'm going to treat this like I passed the saving throw" - this means you can't just defeat the final boss with a single spell, they're protected against it. Generally these monsters get to do this three times, which means you need to hit them with a "save or suck" effect four times to win the fight, but monsters can have a smaller number, or a larger number of these, depending on their design, and what the dungeon master wants out of the fight.

In this case, our Dungeon Master wanted the final boss to last a long time, and be a big epic affair, so she gave the boss ten legendary saves. (He was a god, after all.) - so she was confident that our group would have to fight him the normal way, and she was right. There was no way for me to use the portent fight to cheaply defeat the final boss in a single spell...

However - initiative - the skill check you make at the start of fights, is a d20 roll as well... so you can use the portent dice to change that outcome. When a whole group of people is fighting one very dangerous boss in DnD, "initiative" becomes one of the most important rolls in the game. The monster gets relatively few turns, but they're very impactful. The difference between them rolling high and going early vs rolling low and going late is massive - using the portent die to make the final boss act last effectively served as a free turn for the entire party. This is just as powerful as many "save or suck" effects.


Our group had played through a full campaign of monsters, seeing my wizard use this one tool to mess with enemies for the entire time, so by the time we reached the end of the campaign, over a year after we started, they were all pretty used to seeing it have a big impact on the game - however, knowing what we were fighting, they were expecting it to be a fairly minimal impact there. High numbers would be helpful, but they'd be forcing one roll to be a success in a fight that needed ~50 successes to beat. The boss could use legendary saves on most spells, so the low numbers wouldn't be helpful at all. So everyone was surprised to see the lowest die roll have probably the greatest impact of any die roll in the entire campaign.

[-] Raklin@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 year ago

I love these ideas! I'll l have to check out your website. 15/10 artwork.

[-] Cube6392@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago

Your group is different from ours. Literally all of these would be "yes! What else about this character is strange or interesting"

And we've never had a wizard who wasn't a walking catastrophe. Or a warrior. Or a bard. Mostly the bards. The bards are all disasters

[-] TK_Games@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

Same, I played a ranger that was a literal corpse full of bees, and my best friend played a sapient potato barbarian

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[-] theinspectorst@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Mate, that's a Transformer.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's the joke :)

I actually wrote "Like a transformer" in the initial draft, but canned the wording, because I figured that there'd be some (small) proportion of the audience that'd be unfamiliar with the IP.

[-] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago
[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I get that a lot.

[-] turddle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The necromancer one is so intriguing I love it

[-] DrWyrm@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 year ago

Just take reborn as your race and live your dreams

[-] Ghost33313@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Mechanically it's a nightmare though. Anything that breaks concentration or spell casting kills you. You do get undead immunities but they only help so much.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If we're getting into the nitty gritty of the 5e game mechanics, there's a wider issue in that the RAW rules don't actually allow you to "raise yourself from the dead"

  • Glyph of Warding (Spell Glyph) requires the stored spell to target "a creature or an area" and "dead body" is neither, it's an object.
  • Contingency requires the stored spell to have a casting time of 1 action.

You could probably arrange something like this with wish or stuff that's outside of RAW, but at the point that you're using "rule of cool" you can basically make anything workable and it's all GM fiat anyway. (This is fine, but if your table plays like this, then you're probably not overly concerned with mechanics.)


However... with regards to the point here: Spells in 5e that create undead (such as animate dead) don't usually require concentration - so "I lost concentration" would kind of be fine - you just need to ensure you have the slot each morning to "maintain" the enchantment, (but this is when slots regenerate, so long as you rest you'll be okay)

The bigger problem would be anti-magic fields or dispel magic.

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[-] Cybersteel@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Nice Explosion 👍

[-] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You don't talk like that about my beloved Citizen Doctor Abraham Mehermblur!

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

My last game, I ran a Swashbuckler Rogue/Vengeance Paladin who took the Defensive Duelist feat. His primary character motivation was to get revenge on the man who killed his fa-

Fuck it, let's dispense with the pretense, it's Inigo Montoya. I played Inigo Montoya.

[-] Psychomaniac14@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

damn, I guess you cast Penis Blast a few too many times

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