I don't understand. Where are the Bionicles?

Why the useless 2nd table?

Seems fishy...

Fuck i need a table

"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house" - Dave Chappelle

I wouldn't mind a toilet

I tried living like this, but I couldn't. A couple more things I need:

• sheets: both a fitted sheet for the matress and a second loose sheet on top
• some kind of blanket or comforter on top of the sheets
• two pillows, one "soft" and one "firm".

That being said... tables? A chair? Who are you, the King of France? In fact you don't even need the matress, just get a futon that you can fold up for more space and use a laptop on top of that, like I'm doing right now.

No bedframe, no nightstand, only one monitor and it's tiny as hell

This looks like a prison, get me out

Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk

I feel personally attacked

NGL when I finally got an apartment that's basically what my place looked like for months

Only difference was there was also a cat tree for my cat

His tree was the second piece of furniture I bought

Idk...my back started hurting just looking at that chair but maybe that's just me.

I'm sorry but this is missing dog.

You are missing one toilet paper roll

Far from complete. A fridge with beer and junkfood is missing. Also a toilet and tissues.

Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron

I need books. Lots and lots of books to be somewhat happy..

Table on the side?!?

Man don't need no extra table.

Throw in a better chair and a mini fridge and I'm sold.

And just where am I expected to put my collection of American Girl dolls?

Sorry, but I want a chair with a backrest. But other than that, no notes

(I'm going with the vibe of the joke. There's a lot more that I consider table stakes irl, don't bother me.)

I think if they put computers and carpet in prison cells, they might not want to leave.

That table is bloat

Nah, gotta have an e-reader or tablet in there. You can't relax and read with a desktop or laptop.

A SECOND table? Feeling fancy aren't we?

Put this setup in the corner of a 4 car garage with a hoist and I'm sold.

Needs a better chair and more ergonomics around the desk. Otherwise you'll be happy momentarily, but after a few months your back and other body parts will be quite unhappy with you.