389
all 45 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 82 points 9 months ago

Just a reminder that he, and your local representatives all have offices where they can receive letters, emails, and phone calls from their constituents. If you don't like that your rep wants to murder babies, you should probably let them know.

[-] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What's that going to do? I mean, I'm all for telling off the politicians that represent me (fucking Mike Johnson can eat a dick) but the GOP genuinely doesn't care what their voters have to say. They locked down their vote by making it us vs them. Their own voters could tell them they're doing horrible and they'd still get those votes without changing anything because conservatives have been successfully brainwashed into thinking democrats are all evil.

GOP politicians are in a position where they can literally just laugh in your face about a complaint like this..

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'll tell you what, if his office is overrun by mail and phonecalls of angry people saying killing babies is not okay, he's probably going to lose some staffers.

You might be able to take a punch, but you don't want death by a thousand cuts.

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 9 months ago

Or lose their salaries, as an employee who could have been doing campaign work is now stuck sifting through mail all day.

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

If nothing else it will annoy them.

That’s a laudable goal

[-] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

You say that like they'll ever even see it. 100% guarantee every single one of these guys has an intern or a secretary take these messages.

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 9 months ago

At that point the goal is to so entirely overwhelm the secretary that they become incapable of doing any real work, needing to wade through mail all day each day to make sure nothing of serious importance is missed in the sea of angry voters.

If you do it right, you actually waste the time of 2 or more employees on their weekly schedule. It literally costs them money to ignore you.

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Yep, my congressman has 2. Call until they take the phone off the hook.

Have things delivered cod so they have to deal with that hassle.

Do the same with food so they can’t easily order it.

Do it until they quit working for pieces of shit and they have to hire and train more and then keep going.

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

What’s that going to do?

It makes them happy, as clearly their propaganda is working.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

https://potatoparcel.com/products/spring-loaded-glitter-bomb

That may get their attention.

Edit: Ooh! They even have an American Blend glitter choice that's red white and blue. May have to personalize the card with that one so they know you're upset.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I'm not going to condone sending prank bomb packages to representatives. That's how you end up on a list.

Also, glitter is basically a war crime. Shiny microplastics you can never remove from every crevice, it's like party herpes. Which, I suppose is also regular herpes.

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 68 points 9 months ago

So abortions bad, but killing babies good?

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

Brown babies.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

They don't give a fuck about abortion, they just use that as a tool to be cruel to women.

Once you acknowledge that the cruelty is the point, a lot of their hypocrisy and self-contradiction suddenly makes sense.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Once you acknowledge that the cruelty is the point, a lot of their hypocrisy and self-contradiction suddenly makes sense.

And people should be shouting from the rooftops pointing that out. Loudly and consistently.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

“Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to 9 months. After that, they don’t wanna know about you. They don’t wanna hear from you. No nothing! No neonatal care, no daycare, no Head Start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re pre-born, you’re fine, if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.” — George Carlin

[-] msage@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago

Not until you reach - The Military age!

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Harvesting adrenochrome bad, killing for racism good.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

That conversation was brutal. Dudes a sociopath

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 40 points 9 months ago

If someone were systematically treating us the way we treat others, what are the odds survivors would become “terrorists?”

[-] ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub 15 points 9 months ago

Looking at our reaction to 9/11, id say 100%

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

Nailed it. And 9/11 was a reaction to our own terrorism, plundering.

[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

All I'm gonna say is most native people have a pretty different take on this subject from most.

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Yes. It’s what happens when we ~~whitewash~~ rewrite history.

[-] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

At least he's honest. More than can be said about most people defending the genocide in Gaza. Most are too ashamed to say outright they don't see Arabs as human.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We don’t need them to be honest to know that they’re garbage humans. We need them to stop being garbage humans. More importantly, we need a way to stop them from doing harm.

Don’t get distracted by praising them just because they took the mask off. They don’t deserve praise for that, praise for being openly monstrous. If anything, this is the time to call them out more loudly for not even making the effort to hide it.

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We need them to stop being garbage humans.

Not very likely, short of sending them on a one-way trip to Mars. Then they become human garbage instead.

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago

I'm perfectly fine with them being garbage humans in the confinement of a prison, where people who commit, support or entice genocide belong.

[-] the_q@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

As long as the babies are brown, right GOP?

[-] Catoblepas 28 points 9 months ago

“I would encourage the other side to not so lightly throw around the idea of ‘innocent Palestinian civilians,’ as is frequently said,” he said on the House floor.

“I don’t think we would so lightly throw around the term ‘innocent Nazi civilians’ during World War II.”

I’m not saying we should go back to representatives getting into physical brawls and duels, in fact it is a terrible idea. But some people clearly have just never faced consequences in the form of getting their ass kicked and it really shows.

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

I'll say it over and over again. The founding fathers wrote the Constitution assuming duels would keep lawmakers accountable.

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

First we need to do something about all the guns, now rather than brawl weak pieces of shit will pull out their guns to do a bit of mass shooting.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Something, something, tree of liberty

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

I'm sure his blood would kill any plant that had to feed on it.

[-] norbert@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

The blood of tyrants is nourishing, it's got what plants crave.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Tyrants maybe, but someone like him, the poor plant would starve.

[-] HowShouldIKnow@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Audrey II isn't so picky.

this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2024
389 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

12135 readers
1394 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS