I don’t know if anyone has suggested it to him, but perhaps feeding her a magic stew which would temporarily blind her for say, a day, might be punishment enough.
I thought the blinding stew thing was just a joke to scare the kid, but now that I know it's real, I'm equally terrified and intrigued at the same time.
It's not. It's a brand new internet lie.
I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed and I've been, quite possibly, bamboozled!
Yeah you are so out of touch. This meme has existed for TWO WHOLE DAYS already. C'mon get with it, old timer.
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But seriously this meme began on January 30th 2024 😆
You have been blinded by a dazzling hoax
I'm surprised and impressed at the amount of work that went into creating a separate Wikipedia page just to further the meme.
They might have just edited the Perpetual Stew page. Or they could have just edited the page source to make it say whatever they want and take a screenshot.
I want to be able to go through life trusting people as much as you trust a screencap of a Wikipedia article
Screenshots like that look so much more real when you're too tired to confirm whether they're real or fake.
Thorsquint.jpg
There's no list of ingredients but I clearly see a severed penis in there.
Doing God's work over here
How did the moms write on that with the surface being the way it is? If I were to try to write anything it would puncture the paper or have difficulty inking the paper with how rugged that pole is.
You’d think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
Of course not! Everything on the internet is true.
SOURCE: I am a French male model.
I feel like you may already know the answer to this question
Not to mention all of the holes that should be in the paper from trying to write due to the giant gaps in the wood visible at the bottom of the image
This is the first thing I thought. Guess I've spent too much time working on the pole. Don't shame me.
Thank you for your service.
Mom magic
Is there a story tale that I'm unfamiliar with?
It's from TrueWagner, he makes these fucking bizarre flyers and ostensibly puts them up. This one is actually fairly sane as far as his stuff goes.
A++ Instagram follow.
If you are a patreon member, you get something per Mail once a month. This came yesterday
I still don't know who is responsible, but someone I know has not only signed me up for his monthly physical joke mail (I'm up to three, expecting four now), but they're paying nearly twice the monthly Patreon subscription to have them mailed to me internationally in Canada.
The first one was a awkward family photo that read something along the lines of, "New family has moved to [my street here]. Please don't talk to us. It's nothing personal, we're just in a religion that makes us not want you to talk to us."
My wife and I had a hell of a time pinpointing where it even originated until finally finding a somewhat obscure Twitter post, using reverse image search on the postcard.
I don't think so, just standard internet absurdity
Feels vaguely like a reference to The Lottery by Shirley Jackson
So vague as to almost be non-existent.
It was funny but I hate how the handwriting in these kinds of things are always obviously the same
I spent 2 minutes studying the handwriting and my conclusion was that it's the same person. You couldn't write against a rough surface like that anyway
TrueWagner is a gem. At his Patreon you can pay him to send people bizarre letters in the mail for 5 bucks a month.
I like how they all reign it by adding “for one day” like the first mom was misrepresenting their parenting style.
Edit: first draft worst draft
Is this bait?
You're bait.
I regret to inform you that this joke was publicly retired on September 15th, 2013. Your comment is unfortunately invalid
ah, family guy and stewie.
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
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