Other reasons:
A rhyming dwarf convinced that he is the tooth fairy works great as a one time npc.
From two weeks ago.
Because I like to throw situations at players and sit back and watch them fumble the execution and yet always come out on top.
Makes a puzzle a child could solve. You know this because you stole it from a child's puzzle game.
Players can't solve it despite having three "genius" characters.
The Barbarian suggests an alternative of incredible violence
It works
Last night we solved a puzzle by mistaking a key component for a dungeon restroom.
I'm afraid to ask
Although I feel undervalued as a performer, I avoid hogging the spotlight. burrito craft
What the fuck is burrito craft
A burrito craftsman is the sandwich artist of Mexican food. Burrito craft is what that person does.
I think I'm having a stroke
Don't worry, I was only joking.
DO worry and seek assistance if you actually are having a stroke, though. I hear those are super bad for you.
Unless you meant the British slang for masturbation, in which case I wish you good luck in your endeavor, I guess 🤷
You misunderstand. I have a medical condition where imagining burritos give me a stroke. Symptoms usually take a momem tu devep
I have a medical condition where imagining burritos give me a stroke
Should probably move away from El Paso, then.. Springfield, Illinois is lovely SOME of the year in my experience 🤷
Ballistic missiles on the way
Thanks, I was running out of those!
What am I reading?
This reply to your question.
Spam
Kinda lit though
When I'm DM, I'm always in the spotlight.
/s
This is mostly a joke. But my attention wanders when I'm not involved in the action for too long. I'm more entertained as a DM.
Makes me happy that some people can enjoy being DM because otherwise I wouldn't be able to play. I'm often too worried about messing with people, and my sense of mischief works better when it's my own character I'm getting into trouble.
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