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Rep. Paul Gosar blamed the drop in white recruits on the army’s supposed “woke Marxist ideologies.”

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[-] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 143 points 11 months ago

What a great photo. It's like someone distilled bigotry into it's purest form and then fashioned a human from it.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 62 points 11 months ago

He looks like an extra from Ozark, like he owns the car dealership that doesn't sell to minorities and he also has 20 kidnapped immigrants chained in his basement manufacturing heroin for him.

[-] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

He’s like a caricature of an inbred racist Appalachian hick, but real

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[-] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ol’ Sourpuss looks like he lost his job at the urinalysis lab for sampling the wares

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

He looks like a henchman to a Disney villain.

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[-] slowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

He looks like he manages a very old but sprawling manor on an ocean view cliff, all alone, yet chooses to sleep in the pantry for unspecified reasons, and late at night he touches the suits of armor inappropriately.

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

He looks like he just realized he forgot to wipe.

[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

He looks like if you put a $5000 Savile Row hand-tailored suit on him it would instantly grow two sizes too large and a racist Chick tract would appear in the pocket.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 11 months ago

He looks like they programmed a robot to hate itself and everyone around it, then put it inside an ill-fitting skin suit.

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[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 77 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Incentives for joining the military target lower income communities.

The military is continually sent into one unpopular conflict after another since at least Vietnam (right around the time the report noticed a drop in white enlistment).

Legislators pass and / or preserve policies that create barriers preventing non-whites from accumulatimg wealth.

Hmmm ... I wonder if there is a connection.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

This can be used against him:

Wait, let me get that right - you’re basically saying you want more white people to be poor…? I’m not sure your “base” is going to like that.

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[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

Says the guy who never served in the military. What a pathetic asshole.

[-] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago

Fuming that they aren't getting enough trained and radicalized militants for the second coup attempt they have planned?

[-] Uranium3006@kbin.social 37 points 11 months ago

they are afraid the military won't take their side in a coup/civil war.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Good; I'm tired of being the only side afraid.

[-] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Fear is a major part of a conservative's entire waking life.

That's how they're trained.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

Check the white supremacists militia. I'm sure he'll find the far-right white men there.

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Y'all mean the Gravy Seals on their mobility scooters?

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[-] 7heo@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They might be a little bit untrained tho (aside from shooting stationary shit down a firing range). However what they lack in skills and condition, they make up for in gear... 😅

Late edit: video link from this source https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1acfvr1/maga_dumbfucks_practice_shooting_democrats_in_the/

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[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

nigga goes on to call it a crisis of spirit.

Listen dipshit, if you think your spirit is telling you to kill people, maybe you've confused it with your stupid shitty ego which everyone agrees needs to get fucked and go die.

[-] ShortBoweledClown@lemmy.one 39 points 11 months ago

It's seems it's always the politicians without any military experience that say shit like this. I wonder why

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Remember Tuberville's stunt denying promotions to military members over some supposed woke stuff? Bunch of idiots

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[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 30 points 11 months ago

It’s a bit sad that people like this exist. It’s so much worse when there are enough of them to elect this kind of idiot.

[-] aew360@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago

You know you’re a piece of shit when your siblings all star in a political ad… for the person you’re running against. They all said that they’re brother is a piece of shit and he still somehow won reelection

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Lmao and the guy still won. What a world.

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[-] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

From the Military.com reporting that the Vice article references:

"Another Army official pointed to partisan attacks from conservative lawmakers and media, which has an overwhelmingly white audience. Those groups have used the military as a partisan cudgel against the Biden administration, lambasting the services for being "woke," or so preoccupied with liberal values that they have abandoned their warfighting priorities. In most cases, those attacks have zeroed in on the services being more inclusive for women, service members from racial minority groups and LGBTQ+ troops."

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[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

I wish our military was Marxist and woke 😄

[-] ElcaineVolta@kbin.social 25 points 11 months ago

if the military is a Marxist institution, why do they keep expanding the defense budget?

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[-] eestileib 23 points 11 months ago

Damn he has aged horribly, like one of those "not even once" ads.

[-] RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

For real, straight up looks like a ghoul in that photo

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[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
[-] eguidarelli@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Omg that’s a dramatic change! He looks like a ghoul in the article compared to this pic

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Hate eats away not only on the soul but on the flesh.

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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Me: "Oh, that's a big ageist... oh no, they weren't kidding. What happened?"

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Negative emotions age you prematurely, in a real medical way not a mumbo jumbo pseudo-science way.

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[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 18 points 11 months ago

I would pay good cash money to see Paul Gosar fight a randomly selected minority drawn from the woke Marxist US military.

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[-] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago

Far-right commentators quickly pounced on those findings, and claimed they were “proof” that the armed forces had become overrun by “Marxists” who are forcing “wokeness” on its ranks—and, as a result, alienating prospective white recruits.

I may be reading this wrong, but the way that's worded would mean that anti-wokeness is white supremacy. I mean, I get that, that's what they've been quietly running on, but I hadn't noticed them swapping over to just flat out admitting something along the lines of "let's admit we're here for a race war".

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[-] snownyte@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

Okay, congressman. YOU join, then.

[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Right!? They could have just as easily titled this article "White man who never served in the military complains about white men not serving in the military"

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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 12 points 11 months ago

Conservatives when they realise that heterosexual white men dying in war means there will be less heterosexual white men 🤯

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

When those conservative white men are cowards who don't care for their country...

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So can we talk about the infamous draft dodger Donald Bonespurs…or no…this is different because hypocrisy?

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 months ago

is the politician aware that the military is like one of the most socialist parts of the government functionally?

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Why should they? I know it's not all white people, for for certain segments, "their president" say it's stupid to join the army.

[-] bitwolf@lemmy.one 7 points 11 months ago

I figure it has something to do with the lower class wanting access to an education so they serve in order to pay for school.

[-] SteefLem@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

What about ya’ll-kayda

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I don't see any military service here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Gosar is it missing or what?

Although now I found this article https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/arizona/2023/09/25/rep-paul-gosar-says-joint-chiefs-of-staff-chair-should-be-hung/70962006007/ where he says the joint Chiefs of staff should be hanged.

[-] whatupwiththat@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

they're called deplorable for a reason

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