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[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago

Fucking, that's the job of the fire department if we're going down that road.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Fuck.. I didn't even go there at first

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Neither did the fire department, it's a gradual change. They'll get their guy in the end.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Damn you! Stop! I have enough dystopian framework in my head through which I observe the mundane lol

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 60 points 11 months ago

16 hours later

Everyone waiting outside: "What's taking so damn long?"

Cop, inside: "This would be easier if I knew how to read..."

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

The officer didn’t find the book, but police insisted they were obligated to investigate, as a complaint came straight to them.

And what law was allegedly being broken that required said police investigation? Oh, no law whatsoever? Ergo, the cops are jackbooted fascists? Sounds right to me.

[-] indigojasper@kbin.social 33 points 11 months ago

at a school named after W.E.B. Du Bois of all things. He would be ashamed.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

That would require the cop being self aware. Or educated.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Or capable of shame

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 9 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't surprise me if some online troll made a complaint and picked a random classroom.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 26 points 11 months ago

It doesn't matter where the complaint came from. The issue is cops tearing classrooms apart looking for (checks notes), a book.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 8 points 11 months ago

Well, of course. Cops are gonna cop. Good thing there wasn't a class guinea pig or it would've gotten shot.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Pigs never harm their own kind.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 1 points 11 months ago

They do if they feel threatened by it.

[-] FakeGreekGirl 29 points 11 months ago

Just goes to show, cops will raid a classroom for a book, but not for an active shooter.

They aren't here to protect you. They're here to protect The Man.

[-] ReallyKinda@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago

Can we please start a rumor that guns make you gay? Double feature of making conservatives not want guns and not want to be cops.

[-] jlow@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago

I mean, they're kinda phallic, so it makes sense ...

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 24 points 11 months ago

#NotTheOnion.. 🤦‍♀️

Also mandatory ACAB

[-] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Meanwhile the cops don't come if I call them after being robbed

Cool country we've got here

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago
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[-] violetraven 10 points 11 months ago

Should we wait until it's a sure shot?

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

What a stupid question is that?

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

None. No stupidity. So you're driving. You see a hazard ahead. There's a slight possibility it's just your eyes and you're tired. Do you figure it out by plowing into the purported hazard at full speed? Maybe that analogy misses the mark.. lmk

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

freedom is when the police kick in the doors of classrooms to steal "inappropriate" books

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

"The sound of tolerant children has been removed"

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