...how much is the stock market?

No, like the entire thing. All of it. And the bond market, I'll take that too.

Buy it all as a retail trader, or as much as possible in 24 hours. Pay people to help me get more trades done.

Wreck some short sellers on the way, inflate the value of a bunch of companies, acquire several publicly traded banks and at least one investment firm, probably a law firm or two. Pay them to explain it to the IRS.

You can't buy real estate and company that fast so...gold and bonds. Stocks.

unlimited money in my bank account for 24 hours? withdraw as much as legally possible in cash then stash it somewhere. Then the next day when my bank account goes back to normal, I still got shit-ton of tangible cash stashed somewhere.

Almost nobody in this thread is aware of the limitations that 24h pose.

Forget real estate needs weeks, even cash. Anything bigger than 10k probably needs a few days notice. I have like a 600 euros a day limit on my cards.

Buying bitcoin could be a good idea, lottery tickets or gold.

I'd just spend the next 24 hours moving money from that account to other accounts and withdrawing as much cash as I can, so I can continue to have more money than I could ever spend in a life time after the 24 hours.

Bribe the supreme court to retire, apparently buying them doesn't cost much

I would buy as many lottery tickets and scratch and wins as they would let me because gambling without consequences is fun.

So just my bank balance goes back to normal?

Then I'd immediately go to the nearest rich suburb, go to every big bank that has an atm and just keep withdrawing cash till it's empty, chuck it in a bag and move on to the next.

Probably stop every few hours to buy more crypto and order more stuff for delivery to sell/give away

Might buy as many tickets as I can on a bunch of those car/real estate raffles you see everywhere now with limited entries and hopefully at least one comes through

Anything I can buy with a card/online I'd do it. For the rest of the day it's running between ATM's pulling out as much cash as possible.

Do you keep everything you acquire? Because then of course all the digital and paper instant wealth options mentioned.

If you dont personally keep what you acquire, then be good to everyone else so you're surrounded by goodwill after the fact. All friends, family, neighbors and immediate area strangers get a new house or existing mortgage paid off, a new car, a college tuition for each kid and 25 prepaid family vacations. The city gets new freely accessible community features funded and everyone gets a guaranteed universal basic income for the next 100 years. Also purchase all the medical /college debt and forgive it immediately.

Only caveat, you do have to sign a legally binding contact that says you understand that trump didn't win the 2020 election and he's lying when he says the election was "rigged", because he's a sad little bitch loser.

Go to all my local hospitals and pay off all medical debt. Then take out a few million in cash for myself/family.

Cripple world's economy.

Create another bank account and transfer it all there, so I can have some time to think.

I would buy all of the Bitcoin. Every single one that doesn't belong to a lost wallet.

Then I would delete the wallet keys.

I would donate just enough to solve important world problems, then not spend another cent. With infinite money, everything is worthless, and that would be rather dull.

The next day I would wake up, severely regret not being the slightest bit greedy, and fall into severe depression.

I'd want to buy every mega-corporation just to watch the top 1% of the 1% squirm, but I would probably just buy a castle and hide away from humanity for a while.

Go to the bank and ask for an administrative check of 100 billion. The bank will secure the funds and you can redeposit it the next day.

Just buy a bunch of real estate and then rent them. Become a leech, a worthless piece of shit

I’d buy a bunch of hookers and blow. We’d have a swell party with the drugs, then I’d pay the hookers bills so they could have a normal life if they wanted.

I’d wire everybody I possibly can $1 billion dollars to their bank accounts within 24 hours.

The rule needs to be that anything you buy is non transferable.

I'd buy TSMC

Easy

-Give out infinite money to everyone

-...

-Money are worthless, communism achieved!

Step 1: Create a trust or corporation in which I am the sole director.
Step 2: Open new bank account in the trust or corporation's name.
Step 3: Transfer unlimited funds into the new bank account.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Solve World Issues
Step 6: Swim in a Olympic size swimming pool of money Scrooge McDuck style.

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Buy as many banks as possible, then gift every account with $1b dollars. Buy the banks at 500% above any reasonable asking price. Or even unreasonable asking prices. It doesn't matter. Then buy as many companies as possible, same deal.

Then buy all the houses/land possible. Finally, give as much of it away as possible.

And if you do it all fast enough, no one would catch on to how fucked you just made the world economy. Which is the good by to capitalism.

It would be a race against time. Figuring out a way to secure the funds would take up a good part of the day. There has to be some more ground rules to get a good idea what is possible.

Unlimited stacks of cash would be the easiest way I think.

Some other type of financial account.

Buy an epic fuckton of bitcoin.

id buy a house, get a new car, pay off my sis' student loans and my moms medical bills. after all the important stuff I'd probably wipe out my steam wishlist.

I'm not sure if I can do any of these within 24 hours, but -

• I would buy some land, at least enough to farm for the next 2 generations.
• Buy a private Island and a Boat / Yatch
• Invest a lot in stocks.
• Cash out some money to use for emergency situations.
• Initiate a large scale Solarpunk project.