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So many explanation (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 78 points 9 months ago

Almost a third of paternity tests come back as not the father. To be clear, that is among people who have reason to take a paternity tests, not all fathers.

[-] aksdb@feddit.de 16 points 9 months ago

not all fathers.

Odin wants a word with you.

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Is that word about taking a paternity test?

Of course not, Huginn & Muninn see all.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 9 months ago

Or to put it another way, only 1/3 of people with reason to doubt paternity have a good reason to doubt.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Probably mostly true but sometimes there are legal or other reasons where tests are performed in the absence of doubt.

Edit: also the mother could have admitted to cheating but was sleeping with more than person so there could be good reason to doubt and still have positive paternity.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago
[-] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago
[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How do you get a job as s milkman?

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Live in the 50s

[-] macrocephalic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

How tall was the next door neighbour?

[-] psud@aussie.zone 24 points 9 months ago

Apparently perfect nutrition, for example by eating enough meat, gives your children +5"

That doesn't explain enough

[-] hex123456@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

Maybe mom got the +5” 😜

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