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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

Apparently this reminder is needed.

It is a meme.

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[-] appelkooskonfyt@lemm.ee 85 points 11 months ago

English is not the only language with homonyms.

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 17 points 11 months ago

In French if something isn't functioning properly you say that "il ne marche pas." Now, in my studies, "marche" means "walk." So to me that says "it doesn't walk." I asked a native speaker about that and they told me, no, that is not what that means.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

Same in German. "Es geht nicht."

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[-] Heavybell@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

Soldier, plug, varnish, wax seal, some dude, seal?

[-] SilentSilhouette@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Navy seal , rubber seal, wood seal wax seal, Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel, animal seal

[-] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, the navy seal in the middle of the desert.

[-] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

And still people think global warming isn’t a problem.

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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

some dude.

My.....my lawn...

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[-] Sylver@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago

Military, air filter, paint brush, wax seal, Mike Tyson, sea-lion!

[-] theKalash@feddit.ch 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What's the common word for the first row?

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago
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[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago

The top row was a little harder for me as I saw soldier, rubber something, and paint brush. The bottom I saw all seals.

The top is Navy Seal, rubber something seal, and sealing wood with a paint brush.

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Three of those are the same thing and the other three are named after each other

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[-] mhague@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

I don't get how English is hard. I learned it when I was just a kid.

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Google for a poem called "The Chaos". It starts with "Dearest creature in creation". Read it out loud without errors.

[-] deus@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Here it is. I was going to paste the whole text in here until I realized what a monster of a poem it is.

[-] d00ery@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

As a native speaker, dang, that's not easy!

A few words I'm not sure on.

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[-] BurnedDonutHole@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

This poem could be the final test of an English course.

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[-] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago

Why use lot word when few word do trick?

[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

This post double plus good.

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[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Fun fact, the word 'set' has 430 definitions.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago

That's quite a set of definitions

[-] steventhedev@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

If the set of definitions contains the word set, does the English language implode in a recursive cascade of paradoxes?

[-] bort@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago

A set can totally contain itself. A better question would be: Consider a set, that contains all sets, that do not contain themself. Would that set contain itself?

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

It would. Source: I just shaved my beard

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[-] anarchist@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

English is only "hard" because it is shit. There ain't no rules for nothing. All the "rules" have exceptions, which have exceptions, which have have exceptions.

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[-] Ambiorickx@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Navy SEAL is an acronym. Doesn’t count.

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

So? "Laser" and "radar" are acronyms, but we use them as words

[-] treesquid@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

But an acronym that was intentionally made to be the name of the animal, so it's just a duplicate, like all three of the non-singer seals, which just mean to lock something in or out. There are only 2 meanings of seal here, plus a singer who named himself after one of them.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Come on, you can't count Seal the musician... That's not a common name in English speaking countries. I've never heard of anyone else named Seal

[-] FishFace@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

English is easy. The hardest part about it, which some other languages also feature, is a poor correspondence between the written and spoken language.

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[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Damn. I keep being surprised by how many people take stuff online way too seriously. Good meme, you get my seal of approval

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

But all the three non human non animal things basically do the same thing. They prevent things from leaking out or in. So the word seal is apt.

[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

Through, though, hiccough, slough, bough, and cough don't rhyme

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Literally everyone says that word. They just pronounce it hiccup.

[-] Dexx1s@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

No, we all say hiccup. FFS, googling "hiccough" essentially autocorrects to hiccup. If everyone spells it hiccup and also pronounces it hiccup, literally no one is using "hiccough".

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago

Count to two too many times

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[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

two are proper nouns, so dont count. three mean 'to close something' (more or less). one is an animal.

i see really only two homonyms in total.

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[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

3 of those are basically the same definition. And one of them is just named after another one of them.

[-] scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

The lack of Lucille jokes here has me worried about the future of Lemmy

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Sealy language

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