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[-] Mrduckrocks@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

But imagine how drunk they'd get if they did that.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 30 points 11 months ago

Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.

[-] netchami@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.

[-] netchami@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

I like your approach

[-] randomivysaur@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Me after creating the to-do list:

[-] syd@lemy.lol 18 points 11 months ago

Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 11 months ago
[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Worse. He's swedish

[-] DrPop@lemmy.one 13 points 11 months ago

Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago

Wait, that's done after? Not before?

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

This is the to-do list

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

During is the best of both worlds.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 10 points 11 months ago

Here's to feeling good all the time.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

✅took my final exam today

❌made a 30%

✅better than a zero! 🥂

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 8 points 11 months ago

task 1: touch lips

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Who is that guy? He looks familiar.

[-] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago

Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago

He's Hannibal the cannibal.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago
[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago
[-] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

It's for the antioxidants

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