OMG PLEASE GO OH I'M BEGGING YOU ELON GO TO GAZA. MAKE SURE TO VISIT A HOSPITAL FIRST
He could travel by submarine if he's worried about his jet being tracked.
100% they would take him hostage. That's a very obvious trap.
Nah, the hostage needs to be worth something
He has access to SpaceX and Starlink, things they want to expoit.
Does he though?
I'm willing to bet he knows next to nothing about either company, and they probably have a fake log-in screen for when he's "working."
He's spending all his time on Twitter getting handjobs from his fellow Nazis.
I doubt he has a fake login. He probably wouldn't even know how to access the system. And it probably requires you to be on the company network anyway
Why? What use have they of a failing network of routers that keep falling out of orbit, and a company that in six years hasn’t managed to make rocket engines that light up reliably?
The spread of terrorist propaganda for example.
Man, he should definitely go then.
“Hostage negotiations now entering their fourth week between the U.S. and Hamas over the release of hostage Elon Musk, however in spite of intense diplomatic overtures and offers of significant concessions the U.S. still refuses to take him back”
Sssshhhh!
Don't spoil it for him!
Let's get Zuckerberg to go, too.
They could have a cage match in the Tomb of Jesus with only one of them arising at the end.
Do it Elon, what are you? Scared?
I hope the ceasefire doesn't dissolve and that they can, at minimum, return to a state of mutual hatred sans violence in the future.
That being said, if it does happen to dissolve and they return to hostilities, I hope Musk is there when it happens.
Naw, Hamas isn't shitty enough for Elon to like them.
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