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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 175 points 1 year ago

Yo why you thinkin' 'bout your daughters vagina?

[-] Oderus@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

and when exactly was the last time you saw her vagina to know confidentially what it looks like?

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

You don't do nightly chastity inspections? What kind of Christian are you?

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[-] diffcalculus@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago
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[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 148 points 1 year ago

Just to make it clear, to anyone who may be in doubt... Ussage does not affect the way your "sandwich" looks.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Not true at all. A vagina looks way different when you're having vaginal sex.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

True enough, it'll definitely be distended and have signs of visible arousal during the moments that someone is having vaginal intercourse. No long-term changes after arousal does down, tho.

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[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 139 points 1 year ago

Why does it seem like they all have weird obsessions with their own children’s genitalia?

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 year ago

Because they're paedophiles

[-] don@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

This is the correct answer

[-] Brokewood@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Every accusation is projection..

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Every accusation?

So, you too?

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[-] TheBlue22 75 points 1 year ago

Sir, I think you spend too much time thinking about your daughters vagina

[-] v81@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

*looking at your daughter's vagina.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Vagina inspection day (Tuesdays)

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[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 70 points 1 year ago

Not sure if hungry or horny.

But, serious question, isn't it time to call CPS?

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 43 points 1 year ago

Seems like dad here is regularly checking his daughters' vaginas. Seems like a problem.

[-] don@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

Can confirm, that’s a problem.

Source: I don’t even have daughters, and even I know that’s a problem.

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[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Espacially because he doesn't know anything about labia.

[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 year ago
[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

It's been posted in the Reddit equivalent quite some times even before I left.

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[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

"I fucked her so good it caused her labia to grow. Then, the hooker gave me my money back. True story, bro."

Legen, wait for it: dary!

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

I hope their daughter does not see this post and develop body dismorphia.

[-] tweeks@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or other women who see this. Both are normal variations. Although I wouldn't recommend sticking it between some buns.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

Republicans obsessed with their daughters vaginas.

[-] rosymind@leminal.space 11 points 1 year ago

It's so gross and weird. Also this makes no sense.

Mine looks more like the one on the right, and I've been around the block more times than I can count... it's just physiology, sex parts look different for us all. Just like every dick I've seen in person looks a bit different from the one before. Some are longer, shorter, wider, bent to the right or left, different shades, some even have cute lil moles on them, some hairier higher on the shaft than others. We're just different and that's fun!

This is wrong on so many levels: body shaming, incest, "slut" shaming, describing how his own child's reproductive bits look like, just... ugh

[-] rarely@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago

TIL the labia is fucked out of the woman. Science is fascinating.

[-] don@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago

He’s saying his daughters are cheap and next to nothing compared to Taylor Swift’s vagina, which is an incredibly weird thing to say.

“You know how when you buy a ham sandwich, you’re usually buying it primarily for the ham? My daughters are represented by the sandwich on the right. Taylor Swift’s genitalia is represented by the one on the left. I think I’ve made my point. Praise the Lord!”

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 31 points 1 year ago

If I'm eating a ham sandwich, I'm eating the one with the most ham in it.

Although that looks like some watery reformed lowest price shit ham.

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[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

I'm no expert on Taylor Swift...but hasn't she always been particularly picky on the people she's dated?

I know why they're going immediately to the "she's obviously a whore" trope, but it's not even fucking true!

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

She has to be picky, because she pegs exclusively.

[-] shammy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

This argument is so tired and cringe lol, there's no difference between fucking many guys and fucking the same guy many times.

[-] Cjwii@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago

I think what he's saying is that his dick is so small that when he rapes his daughters for Jesus he doesn't do much physical damage, it's just purely mental and emotional trauma.

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[-] ldeveraux@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I'm not even sure I fully understand this...

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 1 year ago

Christian conservatives thing too much about their daughters vaginas.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

He wants to fuck his daughter and also fuck Taylor Swift, but he really would like to fuck his daughter.

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

You're probably missing the context of it. See, a whole bunch of people seem to think that the more sex a woman has, the bigger her labia get. It makes no sense, obviously, but that's what these fucking morons believe. Add to that the other bit of context, which is that those same people generally are men who hate women, and believe that women should be essentially property.

So what this dicknose is saying is that his daughter is a good, wholesome Christian who would never have sex out of wedlock, and thus avoid having her private bits stretched, unlike godless heathens like Taylor Swift (who is also Christian, btw), who have sex all the time with multiple partners because of their twisted, perverted natures.

I'm still waiting for a convincing explanation as to why if repeated sex will stretch out your labia, it only happens when you have sex with different partners rather than with the same partner. Some kind of weird mental gymnastics at play for that one.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Because obviously being a giant slut means only sleeping with guys with huge dicks. This guy obviously doesn't have one, so that must be why his wife has a small labia. So throw in penis envy onto this guy's pile of issues.

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[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

That left sandwich looks a lot tastier, just saying. Looks like the right is all bread lol

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[-] Creazle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

But God damn do I love me a ham sandwich

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Let's assume his daughters are of legal sexual consenting age. Taylor is still getting mayonnaise in her bun after a hot pastrami.

[-] jdrch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

What the actual fuck

[-] Heavybell@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Glad they specified Taylor's vagina, just in case you didn't get they were talking about vaginas.

[-] GtaSpartan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

How do you know what they have though…..

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