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[-] AcidOctopus@lemmy.ml 134 points 11 months ago

You fools! If you die in Australia, you die in real life!

[-] PixeIOrange@feddit.de 32 points 11 months ago

You cant die in australia because you cant be in australia. You would fall off the world. Duh.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 37 points 11 months ago

Um, Australia is required to exist to stop the weight of the US from flipping the Earth plane over. It's literally the counterweight continent.

[-] PixeIOrange@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago

But its glued to the bottom. So you would just fall off.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago

Speak for yourself, skywalker, some of us tether ourselves everywhere we go.

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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 69 points 11 months ago

I’ll never forget the fall of Australia during the Emu Wars. The siege of Sydney was truly terrible.

[-] kambusha@feddit.ch 7 points 11 months ago

They were dropping bears. It was horrible.

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[-] SteefLem@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

Thought that was New Zealand, since thats only on maps 50% of the time

[-] stifle867@programming.dev 16 points 11 months ago

New Zealand is technically part of Australia anyway (when you have something we want to claim).

[-] SteefLem@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Oof. I think if nz heard you they will haka your ass ;)

[-] stifle867@programming.dev 15 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, the classic Australian tribal war dance

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[-] puttybrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 11 months ago

Google isn't even sure so at least Bing is providing an answer, not that the wrong answer is great

[-] wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social 39 points 11 months ago

Bing gets you answers fast.

they didn't say they'd be the right answer tho.

[-] Zyratoxx@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago
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[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Kagi also believes Australia is not real

Edit: this also shows up if i set the region to Australia

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[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 28 points 11 months ago

Search engines don't make claims. They just deliver search results. People who fail to understand the difference have a really hard time interpreting the results.

[-] BreakDecks@lemmy.ml 32 points 11 months ago

I wish search engines "just delivered search results". Unfortunately, they now directly and confidently answer questions with complete nonsense.

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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Australian users of Bluesky and Mastodon

Now that's what I like to see!

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago

Fuck, who's turn was it to pay off bing this month?!

[-] ABCDE@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago
[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This isn't time for semantics, we've gotta problem here!

[-] essteeyou@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Damnit Jerry, this is why no one invites you to BBQs!

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[-] hltdev@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

does anyone actually ever use Bing, when not either tricked/manipulated into using it or under some sort of bribe/incentive via ms rewards ?...

[-] Tanoh@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I got super tired of google a few months ago. "Ah, you searched for these terms. But I am going to ignore that and instead show you results for these diffetent ones, because fu."

So I started using bing instead, I wouldn't say it is worse. Just differently bad. Some search things are much worse, some are much better.

Quite annoying how they keep pushing for "AI" all the time though, so might go back to google soon anyway.

[-] elgordio@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

I use it for free access to gpt-4 and dalle-3. Can’t say I use it as a browser though.

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[-] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 14 points 11 months ago

Everybody who uses DDG is mostly using Bing. Albeit more privately.

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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 12 points 11 months ago

I will admit that I used it for years for the rewards, and it worked well for me. Once I started using a VPN though, it decided I could only redeem my rewards in Canada (I live in the US). I could have probably fixed it, but it caused me to have one of those "what am I doing anyway" moments and switch to using a SearXNG instance instead.

[-] Thade780@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Bing is so much better than anything else for image search in my experience. Anything else, lol.

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[-] WHYAREWEALLCAPS@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago

Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

You didn't really think there was an overgrown island with rabbits that stand upright and every animal, including dogs, hellbent on killing you?

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

...Guess I'm from Queensland, New York now.

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Welcome to the states, friend! You picked one hell of a time to join

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

All LLM replies are hallucinations

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[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago
[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Australia really is the Wyoming of continents.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

This feels just like that situation when gøøgl€ was saying there are no countries beginning with "K" before listening Kenya, except on a continental scale.

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[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago

It doesn’t exist. Source: I’m here.

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[-] Candelestine@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

#AustraliaIsntReal

Wake up sheeple, time to get with the program. It's finally all coming out...

[-] egeres@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Who caaaaaares, why is this news 😭? It's been said over and over that these networks aren't reliable and can make mistakes, so what, it will be fixed in a month or so? Is not like these systems are deployed in critical situations or anything

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 11 months ago

It's been said over and over that these networks aren't reliable

What networks? What are you on about, did you even read the article?

[-] Gazumi@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Flat Earth and other loonies will be all over this as an "accidental leak"

[-] jerome@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Australia is really New Zealand, everyone knows that.

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[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Accoring to my sources, only New Zealand and France are real

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