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[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 69 points 2 years ago

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

[-] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

[-] LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

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[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 years ago

I am next for not tipping my landlord.

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You monster! Did you know that (something, something, something their empolyer is an asshole who doesn't pay them well but somehow you're the bad guy here)?

[-] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 56 points 2 years ago

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago
[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

He's probably a filthy gun-printer!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Guns and dildos is pretty much all those things print!

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

I dread the day that a politician seriously tries to outlaw my adorable octopus machine

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

All of you using adblockers are pathetic. You'll willingly deprive companies of their revenue just because you can't be bothered to see a few ads? It's not like ads are harmful or anything!

...hang on I think porn just started playing on my computer I have to find where the popup is and close it... Right after I close this other popup that says I've won 69 trillion dollars, and this one for dick pills, and this one for free vbucks, and this online casino one, and that one saying I have 420 viruses on my PC, and this one from the local fringe religious group that says I'll go to hell if I poop, and this one that straight up looks like it's trying to download ransomware, and... Damn my battery just died from all the extra processing power those popups needed. Uh but adblock is still evil though, don't forget that.

[-] spaxxor@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

Remember, according to the small Canadian man, adblock is theft

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

Piracy, actually, but yes. That tweet was such a dumpster fire. All it accomplished was it showed how grossly misinformed Linus was about this topic. How ad blocking equals copyright infringement is beyond me.

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago

He's 100% Dependent of advertising on YouTube. So his statement is not only biased but completely in favor of his income.

[-] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago

But then again theft is not theft according to the same small Canadian man.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 23 points 2 years ago

It's only theft if he loses money.

[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago

And sexual harassment in the workplace is not actually sexual harassment either according to the same man.

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[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago

I've followed Linus off and on from the jump, but I'ma listen to actual security experts over him lol.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 years ago

"Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads."

[-] nrezcm@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

"Ask not what social media can do for you but what you can do for social media."

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 29 points 2 years ago

For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you're actually looking at ads, we're all doomed.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It already was implemented in remote exams sooooo..... As soon as society opinion is ready, and wait till musk will roll out his crazy neuralink, those of us who can't tinker with tech are doomed indeed

[-] cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

And the things we find horrifying now will just be normal to the next generation. Remember when we used the term "creepshot"? The youngest adults today don't understand what that is.

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 25 points 2 years ago

bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago
[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 23 points 2 years ago

You wouldn't download an ad, would you?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial!

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago
[-] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 years ago

what about us who ~~pirate~~ share almost everything?

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You will be judged by your peers. So seed often, at least 2:1.

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[-] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You're already dead.

This is the bad place.

[-] nfsu2@feddit.cl 14 points 2 years ago

Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric

[-] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You've still got some miles left in you, don't give up! Unless they're green, then you're screwed.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS

[-] TQuid@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago

A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device

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[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

It's an even worse crime to be running custom ROM on your phone or basically not just running whatever it came with with bootloader locked.

[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah but I don't think they'll go for since there are far less people using custom ROM than using an adblocker

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

They're already doing it. See custom ROMs and Google Wallet. A lot of banking apps refuse to work. Then there's random apps like McDonald's that refuse to work on custom ROMs or if the device is rooted.

Banking apps I kinda get even though I think it's ass, but McD's??

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[-] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago
[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Well I mean if my choices are ads or death... Yeah go ahead and flip the switch, I'm done here.

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