Dude. People. Listen to me:

That whole album was GREAT, beginning to end. It's seriously so good. People slept on it and only ever heard Story of A Girl. Go listen to the first song and see if it isn't great or the third song (If I Am). It's all so catchy, tight, and optimistic/refreshing. Great harmonies. I never get a chance to talk about it, so thank you for coming to my lecture.

Who cried a river and drowned the whole world

Please don't drown the whole world again, Jesus.

You sneaky bugger. Now that song’s going to be stuck in my head on repeat all night!

proceeds to start playing sweet child of mine

He said nay, this was not the sweet soul fulfilling harmony of cherubim, but only admiration of it's greatness. He proclaimed unto them that he couldn't remember the greatest psalm in the world, that his words then and there was but a tribute.

Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud, he is more than a man, he's a shiny golden God.

Original joke by Johnny Sun. Highly recommend his book "Everyone's A Aliebn" because it's adorable and kinda heartbreaking.

Nice! I'm a Telecaster man as well! Me and Jesus.

"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass"