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"Drink it in, Bitches!"
"Take a holoscan, it'll last longer"
"I've taken the liberty of replicating this twenty-five cent piece, would you care to... bounce it off that thang?"
I wonder if Spiner modeled those himself
Was it Generations where Riker says “smooth as an android’s bottom”?
Insurrection, when he shaved his beard.
Nice. Thanks. And Data gives a little smirk like “no, it’s not”
Gold.
You say "I'd tap that"
And then tap it
*tap tap tap* Is this thing on?
No commander, it is currently powered down and disassembled.
Damn. I guess that really is the Federation's ass.
“Riker, no.”
Riker, yes!
My coworkers ..."why does that cutting board have a crack in it?"
It's doubtful that I'd recognize a copy of my butt cheeks on sight. Kinda take after President Skroob on that one.
"Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big!"
"You know what, forget it. I'll walk."
The funny thing is, this is almost exactly as awkward for Data and his coworkers Riker and Geordi as it is for Brent Spiner and his coworkers Jonathan Frakes and LeVar Burton. Data being an android is equaled out by Spiner being by all accounts a really crazy guy who's down for whatever, and the other two being more-enlightened 24th-century humans is equaled out by Frakes and Burton being actors.
I often see clips from Spiner and Frakes podcast, Dropping Names, and one of the fun parts is seeing what characters they are, especially Brent. He's definitely a bit eccentric, but somehow not as much as I was expecting.
The fucked thing is, it's at your coworkers home and clearly sculpted with the utmost care. Was it from photos? Was it from memory? Who knows but you might need to contact HR.
Isn’t it actually at his family home? Birthplace?
Oh sure, I meant in my case, when my wax figure of my ass was on full display.
Although you raise an interesting point... what if you found it in your family home? Lol
Yeah, it was at the home of the guy who created him
"Commander, I'm detecting what I understand to be...arousal. Is there a....human nuance present that I appear to be missing?"
Givem a good slap and offer your coworkers a try.
Do? DO?!? I'll tell ya what I'd do. Pop zits, that's what I'd do.
I'd rather have a zit than a gorch.
Gesundheit.
Get a loofah
"Now that's a Soong ass"
Be thankful it wasn't stored the other way around.
i would flip it around and say "must have been a beta version"
Go find "not" Tasha Yar and see where it leads
I assure you it's fully functional.
💨🎵
Admire the artwork.
As a robot? Not give a fuck
Brag, obviously (••) ( ••)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2026
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