I'm not buying this. There's no way in hell this fat orange pile of blubber fits in this.

So that means they must have thought Iran would shoot his plane down. I guess they considered the poor suckers flying on the Air Force One expendable. I wonder if anyone told them about it.

edit: Oh, per the article the answer is No, of course they didn't:

On this occasion, the journalists who thought they were traveling with Trump on the older Air Force One reported being advised to keep their window shades in the press cabin closed. The Post said aside from ‌reporters, some White House staff also believed the president was on board.

When asked later by reporters why they had to keep their shades shut during the flight, Trump said it was because they were “probably on ​a dangerous flight”. He went onto say: “But if I go, you go. Right?”

So the US presidential plane, operated and supported by the best-funded and most technologically advanced air force in the world, isn't safe from Iranian missiles?

It's not the sort of thing an administration would admit to, if that administration actually had American geopolitical interests at heart.

OMG, we cannot let this man become a martyr. If that means shoving him into a catering cart, then so be it.

too bad they didn't just lock the cart and leave it on the hot tarmac for a couple weeks...

Clever if true, but this trick only works once, and now it's out in the open.

All nations contemplating assassinations now:

Noted. If attempting to take out a leader-in-transit, don't just target the Presidential/Royal plane, target the support aircraft and any others that might exchange 'catering carts' on the tarmac as well, in case Dear Leader is stowing away on one of those.

Hope they cleaned it out really well afterward. That's the type of smell that transfers and lingers.

Sounds like him. Like most bullies, he's strong on the bravado and weak on the bravery.

What? The strongest, smartest, and most fearless president we've ever had hiding in a catering truck? Say it's not so.

What an Alpha Male move

That cart should be labeled as hazardous material from now on.

What a little bitch.

And then all the staffers and press got on the plane he thought was being targeted. Fucking coward.

I wonder how often so-called "normal" world leaders pull Keystone Cops bullshit like this. Seems like the kind of thing you only resort to if things are already going very poorly / stupidly, but it has to happen from time to time. I'm sure the secret service has done some truly wacky capers that have never seen the light of day.

Man, I bet that cart smelled baaaaaaaad.

Clown

tTump is fat bitch that shits his pants constantly and was Epsteins best buddy, they raped children together.

I love that for him.

Why the fuck did they let that pussy out.

Fucking coward.

they probably just told him it was for security, but wanted to contain his pants-shitting smell so people could breathe. I bet the crew of both planes and the press pool were ecstatic.

Meanwhile at home he has army avenger (AA) vehicles on his golf greens just in case.

You'd think someone so near the end would just accept it.

I hope they sat him right next to the mashed potatoes. (If you read the book his niece wrote you'll get it)