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Fairly strong opening move.
A cold open like that would set me up for a great time
I mean..
Have you read the Bible?
Yahweh's actions match domestic abusers exactly.
God's actions in the bible make domestic abusers look like playground bullies.
OK but where's the punchline? God is a cunt in most Bible stories...
Ricky Gervais, back when he was more tolerable to the average person, did a lot of jokes like this.
I can't think of any to be honest, because I never really saw his jokes as "jokes".
Ricky only speaks truth. Scathing, uncomfortable truth.
lol I hate religious goons, and even I know you're just being a dumbass troll.
I laughed.
Ricky Gervais origin story
That's a good start. God is a cunt, that's how we all got here.
And?
This brings back memories.
Ah I see you've been to one of my sets
But there's nothing lower than a comedian
Explain? Not understanding what you mean here.
I mean, how can we punch down when we're already at the bottom?
It could be worse.
You could be a comedian with a political podcast.
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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