"what if this cylinder has been hard for over three hours?"

Olive salad on that!? Just pour me a ramekin of sambal and I'll go to town

Did you make the bread?

Bless your next bake!

Good fuckin luck!

Oh yeah good point

From King Arthur Themself!

Nooooo 😭

Thanks! Wife and I sure think so.

I read it as testicles twice and had no clue what the punchline was

That's cool as fuck

Fell to my knees in the bodega

Uni spotted!