I have tested as "color superior". At my work, we had to match colorant of the product we were manufacturing. It requires a sign off from someone who can pass the color test. You line up little color samples in order from lightest to darkest, and I pass everytime.

except this one day. I was the only woman in the department, and you can imagine the shit Id hear on a daily basis. I had failed the test and I said, "ahh its probably cuz my cunt is bleeding, Im not feeling my best and I probably fucked it up" or somethinh like that, I forgot what I said exactly, but I got a chuckle from my coworkers however I worded it.

Later thay day HR called me in. I think the dork who admin. the test bitched I said that. When she told me, I laughed "do you know what I hear daily out there on the floor? Ive never complained once and I hear wild shit all the time". I promised not to make the same comment and left the meeting laughing to myself

little bitch boys will talk all the shit, say aweful things, be misoginistic, bigoted, but they draw the line at "my cunt is bleeding"

fucking babies.

fact he want to hr tells over that tell you all you need to know.

You can call him foreskin. Because he disappears when things get hard

Sometimes I rather enjoy working for boomers. My boss will just light up a cigarette in the shop, we rag on eachother constantly and joke about hanging ourselves from the rafters.

The c-section baby line is pretty smooth have to admit

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what. then, is an empty desk a sign of?”
-Albert Einstein

My coworker got in trouble for using the word "circlejerk" in our AI Slack channel.

"Unless it's being properly maintained and gets sharpened as needed."

That second guy hasn't heard of pencil sharpeners

"Give me a tug and I'll be sharp again."

wise