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[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 54 points 4 days ago

This is the most boring d&d party. How about:

  • firefighter
  • policerogue
  • mailcleric
  • fisherranger
[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 6 points 4 days ago

fisherranger

Favored enemy: bass.

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

LineSorcerer MilkBard HandyArtificer CameraWarlock

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Excel level autocomplete

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 days ago

Streetman = streetfighter

Idk what's streetman though.

[-] Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Roadman = Roadfighter

[-] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 19 points 4 days ago

Stewardess = Airline Passenger Fighter

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There are no such thing as fellow passengers, only foe passengers.

[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago

Nah.

Airline Passenger Paladin.

They cast 'banish' and you're out of the plane.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fooman = FooFighter

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago

Hackerfighter

[-] Dookieman12@piefed.social 18 points 5 days ago

Garbageman = Garbagefighter

Lineman = Linefighter

Airman = Airfighter

Seaman = Seafighter

Axeman = Axefighter

[-] MakingWork@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago

Repairman = Repair fighter

Handyman = handyfighter

[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 36 points 5 days ago

Woman -> Wofighter

[-] NewDark@lemmy.today 15 points 5 days ago

Excel be like

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Policeman = Police officer

Fireman = Fire officer

Repairman = Repair officer

Mailman = Mail officer

Fisherman = Fisher officer

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm just saying nobody ever wrote a song called "Fuck the Fisher Officer..."

[-] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago
[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Same with Fishfighter, sounds much closer to the truth, and I can't stop imagining a person wrestling with a large tuna or catfish in a shallow water

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Human = Hu Officer

Man = Officer

Woman = Wo Officer

Oman = O Officer

He-Man = He-Officer = They-Officer

Anchorman = Anchor Officer

Batman = Bat Officer

Boogeyman= Boogey Officer

German = Ger Officer

Henchman = Hench Officer

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Booger Officer. With a hard R

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Groomsman = Groomsfighter

Chairman = Chairfighter

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago
[-] decolo@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago

Gun shooty man = warfighter

[-] i_love_pancakas@thelemmy.club 5 points 4 days ago

woman = wofighter?

[-] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago
[-] GarboDog@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Firefighter, pig, courier, fisher

[-] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

A mailman is a letter carrier.

[-] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 4 points 4 days ago

Streetman = Streetfighter

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I know this is a joke but I will be pendantic and say there is already a gender neutral word for fisherman, which is fishmonger.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fisherman - Fishmonger

Mailman - Mailmonger

Policeman - Policemonger

Fireman - Firemonger

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's sad, the few things one can monger.

War, fish, rumors, cheese, fear, and whores, not much else to be a mongerer-of :(

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I chose whoreman last game night

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I thought a fishmonger was someone who sells fish at market, not the person who catches them.

[-] Pipster 1 points 4 days ago

Is it pedantry if it isn't true though? Or am I being woooooshed?

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

The lemmy version

Firefighter

Bastard

Propaganda delivery agent

Carnist jerk

[-] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Fishfighter, not fisherfighter. No idea why, just sounds better.

Otherwise no notes

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