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[-] bluespin@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago

"DAMN fine coffee...and HOT"

[-] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

"I know who killed Laura Palmer..."

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Why are there 2 forks is he planning to eat double handed

[-] applebusch 23 points 3 weeks ago

theyre actually on a cute FBI agent date and theyre going to share the pie with their partner

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well then they’re missing the second mug

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

You never shared a cup of coffe before?

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not with an fbi agent

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Their partner's already drinking that

[-] Townlately@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago

There are two lodges

[-] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I actually want to say it's a fork and knife and that's the shadow of the tines but the light source doesn't seem to agree.

[-] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

And why are the handles a different shape?

[-] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

FBI agent has a big day. No time to screw around.

[-] noxypaws@pawb.social 11 points 3 weeks ago

they got a cherry pie that'll kill ya!

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

You know... that's, excuse me, a DAMN fine cup of coffee

[-] tigermountain@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

All that's missing is a cigarette.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

She's just off-camera, getting a look at that cute FBI agent

[-] phase@lemmy.8th.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The FBI agent smiles back. She knows her too well.

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you Norma.

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Big things happen in big places, and the sooner I file my report, the sooner I can get back to them."

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I HEARD THAT!

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

She's dead! Wrapped in plastic!

[-] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There was a fish in the percolator!

[-] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t know if I ever ate breakfast as much as I did when I was working cases. Hell, it was so common, watching Supernatural brought back breakfast PTSD, whenever they ate in cafes.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Small town? FBI? That pie needs a slice a cheese.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

On a berry pie? Cheese is for apple. But I agree we need some dairy here. Ice cream or whip cream, or a glass of milk since he likes black coffee.

Unless lactose intolerant of course, then they have my pity.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lactose intolerance will not stop me and my love of ice cream on pie.

[-] leraje@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Massive, massive quantities!

[-] ellypny 2 points 3 weeks ago

Gordon Cole voice This is REAL gold cooper

[-] rmrf@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not a movie but pretty much all of the X files.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Also reminiscent of Supernatural.

this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
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