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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I need to figure out this mental makeouts technique you have and use it on my wife. She's across the room right now and she currently suspects nothing. Any tips?

[-] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 10 points 1 day ago

Do the dishes, instant panty dropper.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

My panty suspenders just went sproing

[-] SuDmit 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

„Making out“

„Nothing physical“

I mean...

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago
[-] aketawi@quokk.au 70 points 1 day ago

glad the trip to Seoul is going swimmingly Violet

keep us posted

i also already made some local female friends and they’re taking me to a jjimjilbang😌

[-] SharkWeek 9 points 1 day ago

It's a really nice experience to go with friends :-)

he apologized and said he hasn’t had any action in a while, got overly excited, and finds me too hot🤯

[-] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Mans sounds sexually oppressed I think you should unshackle him

[-] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

She said Korean

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

The whole culture seems sexually repressed, if you look at it. The internet loves to joke about holding hands being the culmination of porn, but it feels like they treat anything beyond touching hands as sexual

Hope you checked how big the load was 🤭

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is shitpost not cumpost. Get it together.

/s

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Come on now... OP put the nationality in there

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Once I made a male cum with just my leg

He was dog tho

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I think the dog did it to himself.

Like we had this outside stray. It, uh, really liked this blanket we left out in a bin for him to sleep in. Kept fucking that damn blanket.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

Glad youre enjoying life violet 💀

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Always happy to see that you're having a good time, violet

[-] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

It's happened to cum'st of us

don't judge

[-] skunk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

It's all in the mind lol

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

How are the Korean classes going?

great

lots of fun

started yesterday & i have them in the morning

[-] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

That is so me (i'm not korean or dad aged)

[-] gray@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a fun time tbh

[-] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Second time I'm reading and commenting on a post with this exact topic.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Welcome to lemmy. Crossposts as far as the eye can see.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Might as well rename lemmy into crossings

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