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I did it???
Im so offended that im not
I know! Everyone else is!
Am I not enough? 😔
You're Kenough
You're too good for the list
Here I'll help get you on.
Your point is valid, Facisim is shit innit.
I'm too lazy to check if I'm on the list but I wouldn't mind being on it. Anyway fascists can go suck a dick.
I think I figured it out. Few months ago I made a Charlie Kirk meme and dude probably saw it and got emotions.
I read the little manifesto he wrote yesterday. Dude legitimately believes half of us in the regex are alt accounts for one guy.
That's not fair. I've posted this pic of Charlie Kirk at the World Cup and I didn't get a block.
Oh no it's me, I definitely have the free time to post leftist shitposts on 500+ accounts. Sorry for all the confusion
Bake him away, toys.
Yeah you lousy communists on state welfare are doing all this bot propaganda too!!! And you personally made the weather hotter by burning farts we know it !!!!!!!!! (/S)
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Is that what its from, dunking on a dead nazi? That fits.
I made this like right after it happened.
These are to die for!!
They are so tasty that it hits you right in the neck!
Seriously addictive too, just one and you'll be hooked for life...
My mate Charlie had one and all he could say was "....gang violence wharglegarbleblurfffff", then slumped in his chair.
I have no real idea what he was trying to say, but I guess it was that the taste was so instant that it was like a gang was having a fight in his mouth?
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Im not an alt you guys are
wait, I am in the regex list because I am an alt account? who's the original me?
Last night when I told everyone in the pub I was in the tesseract list all the men stood up and clapped and all the women begged me to have sex with them!
But I digress from our last point of us all being one person. Which I all know that we all are the same. I think.
Anyways, the dev knows it, 'we' know it, and the little baby Jesus knows it.
Well it's either we are all the same person or that dev dude is a little bit doolally in the noggin.
To prove ~~our~~...wait, no, my point then ~~we~~I'm going to write a random sentence and then I'm going to finish it all by myself but with an alt account:
I'm a teapot short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my ______
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It means "people who hurt the devs sensitive feelings" whether or not there was any interaction.
That's not a jab, it's what happened.
Maybe said one of the naughty words on the block list like "fuck" or "perchance" one too many times.
it makes sense, you can't just say "perchance"
Fucking perchance. Perhaps even.
Mayhaps
To fuck: perchance to cum: ay, there's the rub; For in that fuck of seconds what cum may come.
Hehehehehhe rub
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Probably not the first one or I'd be on it fo-sho
Fucking shit, you'd think I'd have been on there if it was for that, it's my worst god damned habit.
How do you even find out?
Thank you, how do I get banned? I'm feeling left out...
Don't worry! You're a good troll! Youu are worthy! You being not on this list just proves you didn't upset those people. But I trust in you, and I believe you have, and you will, make many other people upset! Keep up with the bad work!
❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳
Same, not on it either.
All right, here goes: The tesseract developers are pettifoggers! (Don't report me.)
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I'm on it! This is exciting because I wasn't on the OG list.
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Ooooh turns it out I'm on it!
Though to be fair I've probably said something to upset every single political faction, including ones I mostly agree with
Lol same
That the captain part of you pseudo, remind him of a bad separation with a ship captain, or something like that. Can't know with this kind of people.
Maybe the admiral suspects all captains are pirates…
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👑you forgot your crown
Fragile snowflakes break by you just breathing on their rough direction.
Admiral Patrick is just huffing too much dead internet theory
I don't know what I said but I hope it was some of the vile shit I was spewing about Mitch McConnell. That would just make it sweeter.
You’re on the list so he’s hardly going to stoop to explaining the reason to a toxic karen like you.
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