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[-] cyclonedusk 5 points 5 hours ago

It's false. No way. Not this time. We created it. No, not this time. It's totally made-up. Pure fiction. It's fiction. It's fiction! We made it up. We made this one up. It's a made-up tale. It's a total fabrication. It never happened. It never happened. This one was invented by a writer. Not this time, it never happened. It's false; it never happened. It's fake. It's fiction! It's an urban legend that never happened. No way. We got you. Not a chance. Not this time. It never happened. It never happened. We made this one up. It's fiction. We made up this one. We made it up. Not this time. Wrong. Not this time. Not this time, you're wrong. Not this time, it never happened.

(referencing this :3)

[-] bless@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 hours ago

Pack it up, We've reached peak meme

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Riker's questions are so basic. Could imagine some really dumb ones:

Have you ever sat on a couch?

or

Have you ever ridden on a choo-choo train?

or

Have you ever breathed air?

*Edit: many of those questions are eerily similar to one of those commercials for attorneys, like:

Have you ever been hit by a car? Call Riker and Riker.

or

Have you ever had a structured settlement, but you need cadh now? Call W.T. Riker, 877-Cash-Now

[-] AgentBigCactus@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

Shit. That's fuckin' good.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 64 points 20 hours ago
[-] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 10 points 14 hours ago

Son of a bitch!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 16 hours ago
[-] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The background objects follow the pattern.

1 light | 2 statues

2 ~~pillars~~ statues? Busts? | vaguely L shaped lines

[-] negativenull@piefed.world 26 points 18 hours ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 49 points 20 hours ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago
[-] WagnasT@piefed.world 24 points 19 hours ago
[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 20 hours ago

Very good! I will never forgive you for this.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 20 hours ago

Damnit. Well played

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

I KNEW IT.

I've been saying a bunch of other memes were loss and people told me they weren't, but I KNEW - it's ALWAYS loss

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 8 points 18 hours ago

It took me way too long to realize you were referring to that comic.

[-] masterspace@lemmy.ca 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)
[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

You obviously Riker maneuver it. Duhh

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Sonofabitch I just put that together

[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2026
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