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[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago

There's a coffee trailer near me named two girls one cup. Huge graphic with the name on the outside. It is barista'd by two women in bikinis. Couldn't bring myself to try a hot cup of steaming anything they serve.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

laid off both girls but kept the cup. Like, it sounds backwards to me. I thought you were supposed to seize the means of production, not the containers that they fill

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago

laid off both girls but kept the cup. Like, it sounds backwards to me

They have an LLM managing the cup now

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"You're absolutely correct! I forgot to add poop to the cup! I've now added my poop to the cup, and I added some vomit on it for accuracy."

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

why have few workers working at above average productivity when you could have no workers working at maximum productivity?

jokes aside, that is what businesses want with AI. we'll see how that goes...

[-] whatsgoingdom@rollenspiel.forum 8 points 1 week ago

The cup now comes with AI and produces the shit by itself.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Well at least they don't need much (fresh) food

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Actually, the female dogs needed lots of food, which is why they were hungry.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

I can hear the piano music in my head

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2026
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