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[-] meejle@piefed.world 193 points 1 week ago

I'm autistic and this would really simplify things tbh

[-] Cremisi@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Right? I don't usually behave like this in professional or formal environments, but in every other situation, I try to give myself permission to be me. Fuck it. Be weird.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 24 points 1 week ago

No, be yourself. If that gets you labeled weird by them, then it's their loss. Wasn't going to be a compatible relationship anyway.

[-] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

Hey, weird does not automatically mean bad. The people I most like to hang with are really weird people.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I would be enthusiastic and honored if you approached me like that

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Same, and I basically just actually do this.

...would probably have to be drunk to do the last line, though.

Why do I do this?

If you find that intro immensely offputting... I will likely find you immensely insufferable.

Communication still works two ways, even if the normies play by different rules.

[-] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 128 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The inigo montoya style:

Step 1: Give a polite greeting.

Step 2: State your name.

Step 3: Establish a personal connection.

Step 4: Manage expectations of the relationship.

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[-] starik@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

FYI,
You can do single line
breaks on Lemmy. Just
put 2 spaces at the end
of a line before the Enter.

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago

That's basically a version of how I open Teams meetings with Developers.

"I'm Chilie. I'm a Planner. Are you on fucking crack proposing to build this environmental nightmare in the middle of a floodway?"

[-] clif@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

I was wondering how a floodway affected software developers but I eventually figured it out.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

It's funny. My sister has a very sucessful career in the software industry, and I'm a City Planner.

We're always confusing the rest of the family at holidays. We both have a lot of strong opinions on development and we're both interested in the other's career, so listening to our back and forth conversations has to be maddening.

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[-] Dojan@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago

An hour later, I trod the same path.

[-] clif@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Everything about it makes perfect sense except "floodway". And, if I buzzword hard enough, I could see that meaning something like the Slashdot effect/hug of death.

... I'm going to start using it that way.

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

I develop software for mining (ore) operations, so a floodway didn't sound entirely implausible.

I've also spent all week doing tech-support because I'm the only one that's not on vacation, so my brain is a little fried.

[-] clif@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ah, that's even more acute. You definitely win this round.

EDIT: Also, hope your tech support ends today (or at least soon) and you don't have to deal with it again.

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[-] artifex@piefed.social 50 points 1 week ago

This would be amazing.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 week ago

Hi Katie. I don’t have any friends. I like vodka and people who don’t comment on my thinning hair. You’re being a real bitch right now.

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

The last young lady who told me an interesting fact about dinosaurs was on my mind for a month.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 14 points 1 week ago

What was the interesting fact?

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

It's terrible but I don't remember, over time was replaced by her pretty face in my brain.

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[-] isleepinahammock 10 points 1 week ago

Spock played a key role in their extinction.

[-] vane@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Imagine people introduce themselves like dogs. Your ass smells nice, let's fuck.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

No joke, I've had this happen.

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

You need to elaborate

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah. She pegged me then we did it against a wall.

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[-] fletcher_bosom@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

My follicular challenges notwithstanding, I like Katie and would want to be her friend.

[-] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I tried this after watching my daughter go up to someone and just straight up ask if they want to be friends before names or anything.

All I can say is it works.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago
[-] pedantichedgehog@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

This would be a relief. Yes, I am autistic, why do you ask?

Picture it: "hi I'm Hedgehog what's your favorite dinosaur? My favorite dinosaur is parasaurolophus"

Unfortunately now I'm an adult and asking people about their favorite dinosaurs marks me as weird, which in the workplace is not good.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Tbh where I work asking someone their favourite dinosaur would probably start a multiple hour long discussion/argument.

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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Not if you find a way to work in a preschool

[-] foofiepie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

No. That’s amazing. I think if someone actually said something like that irl as an opener, we’d become good friends.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

No, you’re bald, Katie and my dad can beat up your dad.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago

I love the idea of two grown ass adults in their 50s standing on the side line as their 80+ year old dads charge at each other with their walkers/walking frames/rolators.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

Some of us do though. The world would be a better place if we all did!

[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

But I don't need to have everyone tell me I'm bald. I know this. Tell me something nice.

[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Kid is not being mean, it's just unfiltered observation

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[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I.. would love this idea.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

That's ideally what people would put in their dating profile.

So... like autistics do (and wish others did)?

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

Uhhhh you can? This is basically what I do. The key is to just not give a shit and accept that not everyone is gonna respond.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

Ive basically done this with one or two discord friends. Met them through mutual friends though so there was some level of "trust tbat we're the same kind of weirdo" already there

[-] lemmyng@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Not sure about this. It gets dangerously close to "Now for an ice breaker, why don't we go around the room and tell each other a little not about ourselves."

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Real 4-year-olds are not always as forthcoming as Katie. You're welcome to respond with solemn silence while holding the tattered shred of your 40-year-old blankie you carry in your pocket. Equally valid.

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[-] deft@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 week ago

Just add "but I like that" at the end with a wink and you're running baby

Is limp Triscuit A good band name?

[-] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

How else are you supposed to do that if at all? /genq

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