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I can't like the fish (programming.dev)
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[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 159 points 3 weeks ago
[-] germanatlas 89 points 3 weeks ago

Powershell is probably simultaneously the best and worst thing Microsoft has ever created

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Second best. The best was Active Directory.

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[-] apftwb@lemmy.world 64 points 3 weeks ago

Get-OutOfHere

[-] Overspark@piefed.social 24 points 3 weeks ago

Then give nushell a go. It's basically a modern implementation of some of the better ideas Powershell had.

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[-] kn33@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

This but unironically

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[-] heliotrope@retrofed.com 107 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thompson shell (predates Bourne)


scsh (Scheme shell) and closh (Clojure shell)


sash (stand-alone shell)


gash (Guile shell)


ash (Almquist shell)


dash (Debian Almquist shell)


eshell (Emacs shell)


Shells I couldn't think of images for:

  • bosh (from SchilyTools)
  • tclsh (Tcl shell)
  • ion (from Redox OS)
[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 40 points 3 weeks ago

Thompson shell

[-] ark3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] protogen420 11 points 3 weeks ago

ash, shares shared history with dash, integrated into busybox, default shell in alpine

toybox's shell, toybox's equivalent of busybox's ash

tcsh, a shell often found in BSDs for interactive usage by default

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[-] negativenull@piefed.world 90 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SnotFlickerman 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

alias Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma="sudo rm -rf /"

(I don't think it actually works this way in ksh but I already spent 10 minutes trying to figure out the command to get root privileges in ksh and that's already too much time for this dumb joke.)

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[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 73 points 3 weeks ago

imo fish is the best out of the box for me, but I just use bash cause its everywhere

[-] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 55 points 3 weeks ago

I just wish fish would accept standard bash syntax in addition.

Like, if you can warn me that "this is not how we set vars in fish, do this instead!" then you could also just, you know, do it.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 28 points 3 weeks ago

yea but the posix sh set syntax is atrocious so not supporting it is doing you a favor

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[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I just wish my local restaurant would accept burger orders in addition.

Like, if you can warn me that "this is a Chinese noodle restaurant, we don't do burger here. Order one of these instead!" then you could also just, you know, make me a burger!

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[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, that's where this meme fails. BASH is the default and has been for decades. Most people are not Gigachad.

I'll accept FISH as being for babies, Zsh as being for Emo types or extra nerdy people. SH being for white beards makes sense.

BASH is:

IT Guy

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[-] FedX@quokk.au 16 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I agree. It's quirky, its syntax is annoying, and a good ZSH setup is probably better... but I don't have the time to do an actual ZSH setup.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 18 points 3 weeks ago

A good zsh setup is not better. That’s why I switched off of zsh after years, because it was slower, more bloated, and less intuitive than fish. And bash is ten times worse than zsh.

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[-] nothingcorporate@lemmy.today 59 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Web site for fish reads:

Finally, a command line shell for the 90s

I love them and always will.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 55 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] FedX@quokk.au 12 points 3 weeks ago

There's probably only two people who will get this joke... and I'm one of them.

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[-] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 39 points 3 weeks ago
[-] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes I think I'm the only linux user who doesn't care about their terminal emulator. I use whatever came installed. I assume it's bash? I don't know, but anything i want to do is supported by all of them.

[-] four@lemmy.zip 60 points 3 weeks ago

Akchually, those are shells, not terminal emulators.

Which I guess confirms that you really don't care. Whatever works for you, works for you :)

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[-] inari@piefed.zip 34 points 3 weeks ago
[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 28 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus Christ! Its json Bourne Again!

[-] Mwa@thelemmy.club 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

i am using ZSH cause Fish is not POSIX compliant,which made it annoying to run scripts without rewriting them.

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] jxk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago
[-] inzen@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

I use fish because it was the default in cachyos and decided to give it a fair shake. I like the built in syntax highlighting and fancy autocomplete but I miss bash scripting and built in commands that replace standard commands can be weird sometimes. I have not tried scripting fish, to lazy to learn yet another scripting language, especially if bash is the (almost) de-facto standard.

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

You can always just continue using bash scripting, with a bash shebang in your scripts, if you miss it

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[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago

I can't begin to say how superior my fish rice is to any alternative. So I won't. And I'll leave yall to flame me for implying it.

[-] topherclay@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

All we ask of you is that you don't reheat it in the employee break room microwave.

[-] CallMeAl@piefed.world 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago

I think I'm using fish and it works great, I love alt+s thing and auto complete thingy.

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[-] muhyb@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Funny story, in my first years of Linux, I always thought sh was the only way to run downloaded programs in the terminal. I must have seen it on some forum and learned it that way. Much later I learned that I could just type this ./program and run them.

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[-] stepan@lemmy.cafe 12 points 3 weeks ago

i use zsh and i've been recently told by a friend that i look like this exact guy

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