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I joined the bidet club
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Oh wow. Look at Mr. moneybags over here with the Japanese Toto Washlet.
That's a fancy one. Mine only has two settings, drinking fountain on my butthole or power wash the inside of my colon.
Mine was literally the cheapest I could find (Amazon flash sale during COVID for maybe $30?) and isn't even powered, but still manages to have a continuous knob to adjust pressure, along with three buttons for where to aim the spray (butt, front, and self-clean).
Yeah, same. Cheap, no power other than my water pressure and no warming either so the water is always cold. 🥶
But, it gets the job done.
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Get ready for the experience of traveling, needing a shit and then realizing there won't be a bidet.
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Welcome. Others are beneath you now, but remain kind.
Agreed. Those walking around in their own filth are not savages, they just do not know any better.
Captain's Log
Don’t name your shit. That’s childish.
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Tap for spoiler
Even though Captain‘s Log would be a great name
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Wish I could join the club but my wife is resistant. She's grossed out by the concept and wouldn't use the toilet that has it.
She has weird OCD issues like that (butt I still love her with all my heart).
It sucks because I went to Japan earlier this year and my room had one of these, which made me realize that someone hasn't experienced the best life has to offer until they've had their butthole power washed by one of these things.
Buy one for a lesser used toilet and dare her to use it once. I bet she doesn’t go back.
OCD doesn’t stand a chance against a freshly washed ass.
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You could get a hand bidet or something that's less conspicuously bidet-y.
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Every time I have to use the washroom outside of our house I am reminded that most of these people are out there raw-dogging life with a dirty butthole for most of their lives.
It really helps to bring everyone down to the same level. And that level is directly below anyone with a bidet!
Confused congrats from Germany.
Is that really what you call a bidet? Because our bidets here are unrelated to the toilet and that's a Japanese toilet. The bidet is the one for washing https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet.
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Your electrical outlet looks horrified. Presumably because of the view.
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Prepare to #2 like a king
I'm trying to figure out what one I can donate to scout camp. I didn't miss anything else from home, and even wished there wasn't AC in the adult meeting room. But the bidet was dearly missed a few times. Anyone know of an affordable bidet that will stand up to teenage boys?
Garden Hose should do the job.
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I will risk shitting myself if it means running upstairs to use my bidet
Shouldn't that outlet, be a GFI outlet? Literally to uh, save your ass.
Most likely behind a GFCI outlet. Usually, its the one closest to the door and everything else daisy chains off of it.
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I have a question. Does it heat up the water? The first jet that hits you is already warm? Water can be pretty cold around here.
I have had them both ways. I can't tell the difference. Cold water sounds awful but in my experience you can't tell.
This one can heat the water.
Depends on the model. Some only hook into the cold water line, where others can hook into both. A cold jet of water on your butt is a hell of a way to wake up in the morning.
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You're in for a treat. Far superior.
Welcome aboard to the clean anus club
I never understood it till I tried it but its incredible
For those who hesitate making the investment, portable squirt bottles for this purpose are available for less than $25.
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Christ I see you went all in there... I bought a $30 one. Decided if I need to, I'll upgrade. Never felt the need to upgrade. I just replaced it after like 5 years because it stopped working as well but just bought another cheap one. I see no need to have 8 settings to blow water on your asshole and or clam.
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