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I joined the bidet club
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Wish I could join the club but my wife is resistant. She's grossed out by the concept and wouldn't use the toilet that has it.
She has weird OCD issues like that (butt I still love her with all my heart).
It sucks because I went to Japan earlier this year and my room had one of these, which made me realize that someone hasn't experienced the best life has to offer until they've had their butthole power washed by one of these things.
Buy one for a lesser used toilet and dare her to use it once. I bet she doesn’t go back.
OCD doesn’t stand a chance against a freshly washed ass.
That'd be a hard thing to get her to try butt you're right, can't disagree with a freshly power washed butthole.
You could get a hand bidet or something that's less conspicuously bidet-y.
This is what we have. Might be a good choice in this case especially as it gives much better control of where the water sprays and it's not located in the toilet bowl.
Yeah perhaps.