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[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 91 points 3 days ago

If I found out my husband destroyed a flock camera I’d fuck him three times harder than I normally do.

[-] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 36 points 3 days ago

What would you do if he destroyed 2?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago

Fuck, I can only get so wet in the morning.... blowjobs for days!

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago

Husband comes back in the early morning, five slayn cameras on a string worn as a crude, tribal necklace. Oil and sweat in his face.

He grunts. Knowing he did a good night's work.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

“Babe, wake up, new erotica just dropped!”

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

Very much like a Hobbit was unexpected as the finder of the One Ring, Flock cameras were very unexpected as the matter of late stage capitalism erotica. But if it works, it's not stupid.

[-] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 15 points 3 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I'm going to pretend that you're my wife and go buy a laser

[-] lavenderbreton@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

You know what? Hell yeah.

[-] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Never seen the bottom photo before. It's a sweet set of photos.

[-] Mountainaire@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I wonder if it's generated. Look at the guy's left hand in the bottom right.

[-] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Yes it's ai generated and still only 10 pixels

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The way God intended!

[-] grranibal@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 days ago
[-] obvs@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago

If you're in the U.S. you've probably seen them in grocery store parking lots. They typically are like a trailer hitch with a bunch of solar panels on it, and then a pole, and a multi-directional camera on the very top of the pole, with a blinking light. I'm colorblind, but I think the light is blue.

They claim to be for the security of the business, but what they do is to monitor all license plates and all cars that come into a given area(and they can identify the same car even if the license plate is changed).

And I wouldn't have so much of a problem with that if individual businesses wanted to have closed-circuit video for their parking lot, but these things are networked nationwide, so this company can track the exact location of your car nationwide, each and every time one of your cars drives by these things.

The operation of these things should be a felony, and it makes sense that people are destroying them now. I completely understand why.

[-] grranibal@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Thank you for the long answer, I appreciate it :)

[-] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I thought they started getting destroyed because they implemented facial recognition and agreed to collude with ICE to track down dark-skinned folk.

Edit: While I was fact-checking the brands involved with ICE I did come across another company, owned by Motorola, called Vigilant Solutions. Their specialty - and crime - is also reading and tracking license plates across the country. I hope they get just as much awareness.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 13 points 3 days ago

Deflock site can show you how many are out there

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 19 points 3 days ago

They typically are like a trailer hitch with a bunch of solar panels on it, and then a pole, and a multi-directional camera on the very top of the pole, with a blinking light. I’m colorblind, but I think the light is blue.

That's one version of surveillance, but I don't think it's from Flock. That's a different company (though no less worthy of destruction).

Flock cameras look like this:

While they're sometimes seen in parking lots (especially entrances and exits), they're typically installed on the side of the road in seemingly random places.

[-] obvs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The trailer hitches are absolutely from Flock. Here's the page on their website advertising them:

https://www.flocksafety.com/products/mobile-security-trailer

[-] joyjoy@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

That's what those are?!

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 37 points 3 days ago

Police state surveillance tech, used to track people and their locations using facial recognition.

[-] Amdouni@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

Even police stations have to pay a scription to use it I think

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah. You think they're going to give data away for free when they could charge for it?

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Benn Jordan on YouTube has a set of videos detailing everything about them

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago

I have legit never seen the other frame for this couple.

Also, eat your heart out couplememes comm.

[-] khepri@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just remember to never ever buy a high-powered blue or green laser pointer (1 watt+), which sadly are easily available many places online, because were you to do that, and accidentally turn it on while it was pointed at, say, a camera sensor, you could permanently damage that sensor and make it unusable!

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

There was a study that showed these don't actually work.

But I agree with your sentiment. Definitely do not cut them down or pull on their wiring and take any copper/solar panels that you can resell.

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