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Source: Kegseth accidentally texted me about the change
Isn’t he the leak?!?
"We'll stop at nothing to find him" the man says, standing in front of his own wanted poster.
"We're all trying to find the guy who did this." 🌭
miley cyrus launches joint task force to track down the real identity of hannah montana
Spoiler: it’s him
It's the whisky
“We’re gonna be so good on OpSec from now on.”
A lot of jokes itt, but this is more fascism.
The leak is coming from inside the building.
He's... He's in the room.
My God, who is this sonofabitch?!
If you weren't doing so much stupid, illegal shit, then you wouldn't have to worry about leaks.
This is what happens when you and everyone around you is incompetent.
The call is coming from inside the house.
anti-whistleblower, anti-snitching task force.
Final report recommendation: Keep your phone at home when your blitzed, Kegsbreath...
"The leaks are coming from inside the SecDef's office!"
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Do I look like I know what a jay-peg is?
Isn't this like the first step in the establishment of fascism
Have your general squash or dissenters in the ranks.
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
Meanwhile pausing CMMC. Again.
Eh, CMMC is a mess, it needs paused so the government can figure their shit out
If it's anything like other Hegseth strike forces, he will pay those informants handsomely, do nothing to them, and learn nothing.
Paying someone to hold his phone when he's been drinking, so it's a full-time position.
This is a bit like when I pretend I didn’t fart and it’s just me in the elevator alone.
Is he going to surrender to them too?
Joint Strike force is Joint because he needs supervision
His office then proceeded to send out an urgent memo with the title written in all caps comic sans "TAKE US SERIOUSLY, IT IS MADATORY"
Oh, good. That means the endeavor is as good as lost. If they WERE making any progress, it's done now.
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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