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Self explanatory title; we all know punishments and we all know war crimes. Get cracking!

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[-] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Multiple millions of dollars in 1945 USD along with a complete name and identity change and essentially a free existence for my family for their entire lives separate from the the sheer amount of cash given.

[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago
[-] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

I get my inspiration from the freest country on Earth, fighters for Righteous Christian Democracy, the second most moral people in the history of the world, the sole arbiters of what is right and wrong in reality, and the defacto leaders of the free world who would never allow a villain to go unpunished.

The punishment for war crimes is money, land, and the full weight of the most expensive army in world history protecting you from your victims.

Some kind of punishment at least would be nice

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I like when they just get away with it and have statues built in their honour and then 80 years later people are like “wait…”

[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

The statues sre there to remind you to punish them. "I'm busy right now but this guy needs to be tried for war crimes, here's what he looks like"

[-] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Nazis getting executed by an incompetent executioner was good

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

"Incompetent"

I think that guy might have been one of the only people at Nuremberg who understood the damn assignment

[-] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

He literally had never hanged someone before lol.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Guess he was a natural pro 👍

[-] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah, no complaints here. Just wish they hanged the higher up Nazis instead of putting them in charge of NATO.

I prefer when they let me off with a warning

[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I'm enjoying my exile. So far preferable to the deaths.

[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

I finally got that log cabin in the woods i've always wanted

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

That's not a punishment for many republicans

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