This is really how you choose to spend your time?

Fuck Ricky Gervais, dude is an asshole.

If you eat a lot of rice, seriously consider a rice cooker. Even a cheap one makes consistency easy. I can't help with the eggs though, sorry.

I'm pretty sure those are plantains too

Honestly, if you haven't asked, you haven't lived

Why would I want to stay at a hotel that wasn't haunted?

That's like a perfect combination :o

Looks incredible!

Fucking okay, look you fuck.

I'm the fucking OG, so fuck your fucking oatly and gimme the real fucking oats I fucking crave the ones that'll make my fucking life fucking saved, and fucking mix them fuckers up with butter and shit until the fucking thing is totally fit to fucking burst and fuck up my insides, so take me for a fucking ride and bite my fucking cookie, son, we're fucking on.

I love trying new foods. I gotta agree with you on this one, if there's nothing too weird (i.e. things you won't/can't eat under any circumstance) there's no reason not to be open to trying it. There's a whole world of flavors and textures out there, and folks should be receptive to exploring it.

And if it's a food you used to dislike and haven't had in a while, try it anyway! Tastes can change, and preparations vary. You might come away pleasantly surprised.

Those are hilarious! I kinda love them

For the curious who want a pair for themselves, they're pretty affordable for everyday people:

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I hope those children affected get the opportunity soon to permanently cut their awful parents out of their lives

Hollow Knight is an incredible game, but Godhome sucks. I don't much enjoy boss rushes. Fortunately it's optional, but it has kept me from getting completion achievements because that part is just not fun. I try most every time I play through it but I always say fuck this by the fourth pantheon.

You don't have to announce it every time you tag someone. Were you hoping for applause? Come now.