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Nato leaders have informally agreed not to mention the football World Cup to Donald Trump for fear of irritating the US president at a crucial time for the military alliance.

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In the first open acknowledgment of the strategy, the Belgian prime minister, Bart De Wever, told reporters in Ankara he would not be discussing his country’s 4-1 win over the US earlier this week.

Look, can everyone please do their best not to annoy the bumbling pedophile? Thank you - your cooperation is appreciated.

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[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 33 points 2 hours ago

If they irritate him it might raise his blood pressure and that's bad for someone so fucking old. Do it

[-] fraksken@infosec.pub 2 points 31 minutes ago

Do it. Do it. Do it!

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 16 minutes ago

Neville Chamberlain.

[-] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 hours ago

And they won't mention 12 year old girls as that might get him too excited.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 39 points 2 hours ago
[-] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

to the point where i actually loled at this post. i hate it

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 32 points 2 hours ago

Narrowly Avoiding Tantrums Organization

[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago
[-] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago

Pussies. Given the opportunity I'd piss him off every chance I had.

[-] Zizzy 19 points 2 hours ago

As enticing as that sounds, youre seriously putting peoples lives at risk to do so.

[-] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

That's a him problem not a me problem. Also perhaps that would help getting him impeached

[-] huppakee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

You mean that's a the people at risk problem

[-] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

He's already hurting people. It's beyond time to start pissing him off. And stop stroking his fragile ego

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Nah, I’m a middle aged white straight overweight male. What minority is he going to punish? Magats? I say bring it on then.

[-] EggInDisguise 7 points 1 hour ago

white straight male

So basically one of the last people to feel it if he DOES punish people.

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[-] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

Opportunity to do the funniest fucken thing ever, lame.

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 7 points 1 hour ago

Isn't it lovely how headlines are about sports while Europeans are seemingly still committing to the goal of spending five fucking percent of their gdp for their military? Schools, hospitals, universities, railways... all that will suffer for tanks and the headlines are still just about how somebody doesn't mention that ludicrous display last night to some jerk.

[-] Filip785@fedia.io 11 points 1 hour ago

While it sucks, Europe has to do it. It's not threatened just by Russia anymore, but by US itself these days

Drumpf is literally every other day threatening to invade Denmark, an EU member for no reason whatsoever. It's quite insane

Also, you never know who Americans could elect next time, or time after that. Maybe someone even more unhinged.

Europe must be able to defend itself

[-] huppakee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Working towards 5% isn't really that stupid for most European countries as long as Russia is spending as much money as it can on weapons. It will only become a waste of money after the implosion of the Russian oligarchy. I am not in favor of spending that much money of things that kill stuff, but it makes total sense to continue doing that for now.

[-] Major_Tsiom@fedia.io 2 points 33 minutes ago

No, you need to be able to defend against the United States. They are the biggest world threat right now. The leadership is incompetent, but they have an overwhelming advantage in firepower and are very dangerous.

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 39 minutes ago

“I went to your American restaurant Dairy Queen and they make me this nice tasty whirled cup of ice cream and turn jt upside like so. I eat so fast I’m belchin’ “

[-] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago

You have to protect the Orange Pedo from his failures.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

it's unfortunate the meetings weren't in brussels at nato hq.

[-] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

doesn't even matter he'll sleep through the whole thing

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

No one up set Shitler, the weakest loser on the planet/republicans wet dream

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