If they irritate him it might raise his blood pressure and that's bad for someone so fucking old. Do it
Do it. Do it. Do it!
Neville Chamberlain.
And they won't mention 12 year old girls as that might get him too excited.
Beyond embarrassing.
to the point where i actually loled at this post. i hate it
Narrowly Avoiding Tantrums Organization

Pussies. Given the opportunity I'd piss him off every chance I had.
As enticing as that sounds, youre seriously putting peoples lives at risk to do so.
That's a him problem not a me problem. Also perhaps that would help getting him impeached
You mean that's a the people at risk problem
He's already hurting people. It's beyond time to start pissing him off. And stop stroking his fragile ego
Nah, I’m a middle aged white straight overweight male. What minority is he going to punish? Magats? I say bring it on then.
white straight male
So basically one of the last people to feel it if he DOES punish people.
Probably.
Opportunity to do the funniest fucken thing ever, lame.
Isn't it lovely how headlines are about sports while Europeans are seemingly still committing to the goal of spending five fucking percent of their gdp for their military? Schools, hospitals, universities, railways... all that will suffer for tanks and the headlines are still just about how somebody doesn't mention that ludicrous display last night to some jerk.
While it sucks, Europe has to do it. It's not threatened just by Russia anymore, but by US itself these days
Drumpf is literally every other day threatening to invade Denmark, an EU member for no reason whatsoever. It's quite insane
Also, you never know who Americans could elect next time, or time after that. Maybe someone even more unhinged.
Europe must be able to defend itself
Working towards 5% isn't really that stupid for most European countries as long as Russia is spending as much money as it can on weapons. It will only become a waste of money after the implosion of the Russian oligarchy. I am not in favor of spending that much money of things that kill stuff, but it makes total sense to continue doing that for now.
No, you need to be able to defend against the United States. They are the biggest world threat right now. The leadership is incompetent, but they have an overwhelming advantage in firepower and are very dangerous.
“I went to your American restaurant Dairy Queen and they make me this nice tasty whirled cup of ice cream and turn jt upside like so. I eat so fast I’m belchin’ “
You have to protect the Orange Pedo from his failures.
it's unfortunate the meetings weren't in brussels at nato hq.
doesn't even matter he'll sleep through the whole thing
No one up set Shitler, the weakest loser on the planet/republicans wet dream
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