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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 78 points 11 months ago

The dress is blue and black

[-] whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago
[-] jaackf@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I was saying Blue-Urns

[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 45 points 11 months ago

What is this- an urn for aunts? Should be at least 3 times that size.

[-] i_dont_want_to 22 points 11 months ago

These are for a small amount of cremains. My family has a few of these, to have a small amount of the deceased. The main urn is significantly larger and is with the widow.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Wait, so different family members can each have a small amount of a deceased loved one?

First time i hear if this. Is it like, really common?

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

My mom and aunts split my grandmother's ashes evenly in 3 identical urns. We also used incredibly tiny amounts in urn jewelry (jewelry with a small chamber).

[-] i_dont_want_to 5 points 11 months ago

Exactly. I only first heard about keepsake urns when we were dealing with my father's cremains last year, so I don't think it is super common.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

My 2 sisters and I each have one of these small urns of our grandmother's ashes. Our mother has the large urn. Doesn't necessarily make it common, just volunteering that I have one.

[-] supert@lemmy.sdfeu.org 2 points 11 months ago

It's to prevent the dead rising again.

[-] Nath@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Great. Now I have Mambo No. 5 in my head.

🎵 A little bit of Monica, on my right
A little bit of Rita, by my side
A little bit of Jessica, here I am... 🎵

You get the idea.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Ugh.... Humans and our ideas for the dead... Like no offense to other people... They can do whatever... But I do not need that...

[-] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 11 months ago

My aunt would definitely not fit in there. That's an urn for your crackhead cousin

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 37 points 11 months ago

Try the all new urn butt plug. Keep your loved ones with you, always.

[-] hungryphrog 3 points 11 months ago

Delete this comment this instant. Please.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

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[-] cooopsspace@infosec.pub 17 points 11 months ago

Taylor has better legs

[-] SleepingPanda@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago

Really into black and blue dresses...they both look great!

[-] weird_nugget@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

But what do I do if Taylor Swift is my dad?

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Taylor Swift.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Change My Mind: Red Lipstick is the worst lipstick for anyone, man or woman.

Edit: For those wondering I was imagining Stop Sign Red / Fire Truck red. Dr. FrankInFurter and everyone else's examples have so far not applied like Ms. Swift above.

Also, even on fair skin it looks like clown makeup lol.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

"Lets do, the, time, warp, again!"

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Looks good on people with fair skin. I prefer it on femmes myself, but I know there are fans of masc+makeup.

People with a darker skin tone, it starts working less.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

There are like elevendy billion shades/tones of "red." If you have lips, there is a red out there that will look good on them.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

All lipstick is red. Do you mean bright fire engine red?

I'd say neon green is probably a worse lipstick color.

[-] sturmblast@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'm very tired of this person

[-] art@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Your dad looks great. Did he lose weight?

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