then I'm on the couch playing some video games, then I'm back in bed because
spoiler
I decided to masturbate
The only thing i'd add to your exciting life is hugging you from behind as i'm making breakfast.
PS.: Too foward? Sometimes what feel like is basking in our misery
nothing makes you feel more alive as when you get s surprise hug in the morning while making breakfast. especially if you live alone
Every night I hope and pray
A dream lover will come my way
A girl to hold in my arms
And know the magic of her charms
Maybe instead if praying to have a dream lover appear at your house, why not learn how to pick locks and you can become the dream girl that appears at your crush's house?
I shall become the master of unlocking! Mwahaha
Happy cake day! π°
Thanks, maybe by my next cake day you can surprise me by breaking into my house with cake
Twinning is winning! β‘.β‘
:3
me and who?
hint
"who" is my imagination
I'm down to cook if you don't mind doing the dishes
I can't cook, but I can do the dishes. I dream of being hugged from behind while I wash them :3
*sigh* I'm too lazy and shy to have friends, and friends-first is the only way I'd want to meet a partner.
Hey, my doors certainly open for friendships. I've been looking for someone to tell about the every day antics and be told back. Can't promise to sweep off your feet but i'd certainly appreciate and reciprocate some attention
your kitchen has snacks, what level of unheard of adult responsibility level are you?
You can look for a snack in an empty kitchen.
Me opening the same empty fridge, wondering why cheese hasn't magically appeared yet.
skill issue, my milk turned to cheese
ππ€€ do you have Philadelphia in your panties or are you happy to see me?
both?
Awww I'm so happy! Come on let's have some pasta and a beer β€οΈ
I would 100% take you on your offer, but chances are we're too far away.
I think I can say without being too specific that I live in Italy. We can have a virtual beer, though! Cheers!
Yep, slightly too far :(
But a pasta invite from an Italian is something I will cherish, even if I cannot accept
The opposite of fascination.
"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
You have your own placeβ½ What level of unheard of adult responsibility level are youβ½
high enough to have it, low enough for my kitchen to be empty.
I've had a really hard time lately
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things get better for you. If there's anything a random interwebs stranger can do for ya, lemme know.
giv snacks pls
enjoy some stawbewwies :3 πππππ
Do you have cameras in my home? How do you know what my day is like?!
I like the NECRO shirt
One time I moved from my room to my kitchen and there was this biggest roach ever in the hall sitting upright like a person holding a kibble of dog food and munching on it.
Sounds like the perfect life
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