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[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

I'll take that cocoa and cherry one then, if you're not having it.

[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 hours ago

Caffeine is very slightly negatively correlated with darkness of the roast. Dark roasts tend to have less caffeine than light roasts.

Also, drip/pourover/percolator/press coffee tends to have more caffeine per serving than espresso-based drinks. The longer steep time extracts more of the caffeine, and serving sizes tend to just be so much larger to overcome the higher caffeine per unit volume of espresso.

So in reality, the lighter pourover coffee where you have the roaster or barista talking about tasting notes tends to be higher caffeine than the dark, densely brewed bitter stuff.

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 3 points 36 minutes ago

Basically this, although from what I remember the caffeine difference between light and dark roast is only about 2%.

It is also worth noting that for most people (due to the standard western diet), their daily coffee is one of the few appreciable sources of polyphenols they're likely to get, and lighter roasts are a better source of that as well.

Aaaand if that weren't enough, dairy cancels out the health benefits of coffee by reducing bioavailability.

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

A BDSM cafe does sound fun.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 32 minutes ago

there used to be one in London - "Coffee Cake and Kink"

[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Quad shot latter over ice

[-] SCmSTR 4 points 6 hours ago

Just take caffeine pills jfc

[-] Gregers@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Or adderall, sounds like they have a medical condition

[-] prole 15 points 9 hours ago

I don't understand... can it not do that while also tasting good? Is that not exactly what good coffee is supposed to be?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Of course it can, but then we wouldn’t have a shitpost.

[-] pech@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago
[-] Zacryon@feddit.org 6 points 9 hours ago

AND has hints of cherry and cocoa. Why not both?

[-] apftwb@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Robusta bean cold brew coffee.

It tastes like slighly sweet tea. It is served cold. However, it will give you AFib and allow you to feel the back of your eyes.

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 34 minutes ago

Robusta is making a comeback? I remember with the rise of Starbucks, there was a huge anti-robusta push for a while.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago
[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 hours ago

I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.

[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago

I like my coffee like I like my women: completely devoid of STDs.

[-] Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Necrophilia moment

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

I got used to the absolute crap, mass produced percolator coffee on board ship. Nothing else seems to get me awake and moving anymore.

[-] apftwb@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

TIL People still use percolators.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

TBF these were ships designed in the 1970s.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago

The older my stomach gets the more lite and mellow it wants its coffee.

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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago

I once worked with a Brazilian woman that complained about all the weak office coffee, and said, "I want my coffee so dark and rich I can chew on it."

100% agreed with her on that.

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