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If his relationships to the people close to him are a train wreck, Musk’s relationship with the public isn’t much better. As the years go on, it’s become clear that he badly wants to be seen as cool, funny, and popular, and yet the harder he tries to win everyone’s admiration, the less cool he becomes. Lately, his public antics just exude a desperate, sweaty energy that makes him painful to watch.

There was the godawful “let that sink in” joke that he used to announce his arrival to Twitter’s headquarters, carrying a physical porcelain sink; the stupid X-shaped jumping jack he kept doing for a while, apparently to resemble the logo of “X the Everything App”; the cowboy hat incident; the photo he posted of his bedside table with a huge gun and four cans of Diet Coke on it; the poem (Maybe religion’s not so bad / To keep you from being sad). In his comprehensive, largely flattering biography, Walter Isaacson writes that Musk’s “jokes tended to be filled with smirking references to 69, other sex acts, body fluids, pooping, farts, dope smoking, and topics that would crack up a dorm room of stoned freshmen.” (More like a classroom of sixth-graders.)

[It seems that writing a methodical analysis of all the cringey things Elon Musk has done is such a odyssean feat that you begin to sound like James Joyce in your run on lists disguised as sentences that never end...]

At one point, Musk admitted that he pays other people to play video games for him, so he’ll quickly get the highest scores and levels and Twitch streamers will see him as a “living god of video games.” For him, the point is not to enjoy the games, but to acquire whatever token or icon marks you as having won them, and thus earn the admiration of nerds who watch livestreams all day. And he couldn’t even get that, because when Musk attempted to stream himself playing Path of Exile 2 last year, the audience trolled him relentlessly, posting “YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE” over and over in the chat box. But just caring about this kind of thing in the first place is the pathetic part, and apparently no amount of money can fix that.

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[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I still don't get why people want this much money.

All I want and have is to live comfortably and support my family.

My family may not have been perfect, but I think they at least managed to raise me right in this regard.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

You can tell he is clearly a lonely and insecure man. There is a set of pictures that went viral of him in his college dorm released by his ex-girlfriend. He was hanging out with friends and said ex-girlfriend. His smile in those pictures had been the most genuine you could ever see from him. Nowadays, he just force himself.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Pfft, I think he just got old. Old people can't stand each other very much, few exceptions.

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

drugs.

when you meet older, even long recovered drug addicts, they often have the minds of children. Long term hard drug use seems to freeze brain development in people

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Oh. I got forced in an institution to be on Benzos as an 11 year old, then an anti-narcotic for some reason, and other stufd

[-] tylersloeper@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

You also get to have a threesome with Amber Herd in her prime, in a public elevator. Doesnt sound so bad.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Having sex with Elon Musk or even as Elon Musk sounds incredibly, existentially unfulfilling.

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

This just in, a pic of Elon Musk's junk.

[-] WasabiWabbit@lemmy.ca 81 points 3 days ago

I lowkey owe Musk for finding my way here. I was on Reddit and there was a post about his trillion dollar milestone. I posted a comment…”Is it time to eat him yet?”. And got my 10 year old account perma banned. I like it much better here already. So…IS it time to eat him yet? I guess you do so at risk of getting very high when he “kicks in”.

[-] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I wouldnt even use him for compost frfr

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Me too. I think Reddit is using ai to moderate and it's banning everyone. Soon it will be only bots. Spez don't care, engagement is engagement even if it's bots.

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

OK. I get what you mean. But I'm not touching that shit. Put it in my toilet directly, it will fit right in.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Yep. In my completely unbiased opinion most of humanity is feeling pretty much done with this, and that's why the oligarchs are counting on AI.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah that's true, pretty much don't plan to live much longer after diagnosis. Just want justice, nothing in this world left for us, they took all of it.

EDIT: I'm better now, still don't know if I can stand living besides for the diagnosis.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I think things could get VERY nice if we got our act together. 🖖

[-] brave_lemmywinks@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Kind of incredible how we all have a story like that from Reddit. Their new policy must be hemorrhaging active users.

As for Musk, 1 trillion is a meaningles number, it's like saying he has infinity + 1 money's.

[-] RabbitMix 12 points 3 days ago

I never had any issues with getting banned, but I wasn't using their shitty app, so I left.

[-] BoneheadBruin@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

Same, after switching to browser only for a while I finally left when they removed /r/all. It is now basically impossible to discover new communities without explicitly searching for the subject.

[-] RabbitMix 3 points 2 days ago
[-] BoneheadBruin@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

Yep, reddit.com/r/all just redirects you to your default front page now. The new "best" sorting (which replaces Hot as the default) is equally as sinister as it tries to feed you an infinite scroll of always new content you've never seen rather than just what's currently popular. This further allows them to control your content via algorithm rather than what's actually busy at the moment.

[-] starik@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

The comments are garbage compared to a few years ago. It’s either overrun with bots or more dumb normies (a la YouTube comments) than before.

[-] maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

Active non-robot users.

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[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I got banned just by updooting Luigi posts. Fuck reddit.

It's Reddit. You can be banned for saying, "Good morning".

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[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 9 points 3 days ago

The best time to eat Musk was yesterday

[-] Cybersec@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

The second best time is today!

[-] architect@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago
[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

He’s the pedophile criminal immigrant welfare queen the right always hysterically warned about

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

My whole consolation on finding out he is or would be a trillionaire was basically "at least he'll still be miserable."

[-] hovercat 20 points 3 days ago

It's honestly both the funniest and saddest thing is that he's only become shittier and more miserable as he's gotten richer. There's pretty much a direct correlation between the two.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

If you were not happy at two million, you won't be happy at one trillion or ten trillion. Broken fucking nazi needs to stop paying confused women to have kids and go away. Get in your bunker and time lock the door for 40 years to "own da libz"

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Imagine having all that money and not doing anything good with it... Well I guess it goes without saying no one becomes a trillionaire without being a colossal PoS parasite.

Nothing of value will be lost when he finally dies. Still, I'd like to see him get jail time for helping steal the election. Federal jail.

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[-] thecommonistagenda@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

He’s such a fraud in everything he claims to be that he can’t even fucking play a video game for himself. No wonder he loves AI, he can’t do anything for himself

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

I described a person I know (who has always been well off) as sheltered not too long ago. The person I said it to disagreed, until I mentioned that this person has never once in their 70 years of life lived under, or anywhere close to the poverty line.

Sheltered. When you live like this, your survival insticts are different. In some people, it also frees them of accountability.

So you get useless fools up at the top of the fucking established heirarchy who can't do anything for themselves because they never had to.

[-] becausechemistry@piefed.social 16 points 3 days ago

Nobody earns a trillion (or even a billion) dollars. They take it from someone else.

[-] TerdFerguson@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Elon Musk has the personality, maturity, insecurity of a 13-year old kid with Asperger's / autism.

I relate.

I mean, I'm about 30 years removed from the experience of a 13-year-old sperger and I would probably be just as fucking cringe as this worthless dildo if I never figured out how to grow the fuck up. If I had to trade places with Elon, and take on all of his personal baggage and lose all of my life's wisdom in the process... Hard no. Nope, not for a trillion.

[-] prole 1 points 1 day ago

Give yourself some more credit... Do you really think you'd be doing seig heils on stage at the presidential inauguration?

[-] TerdFerguson@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I dunno. 13-year old me was pretty edge lordy and thought inapproriate things were very funny. I'm pretty sure I've popped off a few sieg heils in the wrong situation as a young-un.

Not that I would ever have been part of the ideology. I would have just thought it was SO funny for the absurdity of it when, actually, it was just cringe.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

To me the point of Data, the character from Star Trek is that they spend all this time debating and philosophizing over whether Data can love because he is an artificial consciousness and yet none of it matters because Data is the most loving character in the series regardless, to which my point is that not everyone grows up understanding how to interact with other humans well or finds it intuitive, but that is a separate question than love, which Elon possesses none of.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah, I feel weird about this, but (I think) I perfectly empathize with his feelings. His behavior on the other hand, feels like something I would do in a nightmare, like my brain is trying to conjure up the worst possible thing to do in any given situation like a weird call of the void intrusive thought.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Well said. I can 100% understand his desperation for acceptance and delusions. He's a lot of people if they had a trillion dollars and no grounding.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Social media influencer Tiffany Fong, for instance, noticed that Musk “started liking and replying to her posts,” driving engagement and revenue to her account, and then “sent her a direct message asking if she was interested in having his child,” even though they had never met in person. Fong declined, and when Musk found out that she had told others about his offer, he chastised her and unfollowed her, leading her new earnings to evaporate.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

I followed Tiffany Fong during the SBF trial. I think she was leaning sorta right-wing-ish so I decided to tap out.

Really creepy Musk behaviour though. Shows you how weird and sad these guys are.

[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 10 points 3 days ago

Dude pays people to play his video games and pays other people to inseminate women with his sperm

lol he lives life like it's just a series of high scores. Most money, most children, most literal video game high scores.

Someone should link him to "highest altitude ever jumped for suicide" or "largest caliber used in suicide"

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[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

X-> ASCII 88->literally a Nazi symbol->a literal Nazi->Musk

[-] ServantOfRa 8 points 3 days ago

Is he really that banal..? (rhetorical question)

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