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Am medicated 🤷🏻 (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] essell@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago

...never went to Epstein island while he was alive

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[-] subverted_per 36 points 1 month ago

Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

Go on

[-] subverted_per 9 points 1 month ago

Don't tempt me

[-] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree

[-] subverted_per 5 points 1 month ago

I'll be honest, I never watched Babylon 5, so I dont know much about the Xill class cruiser.

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[-] aramis87@fedia.io 31 points 1 month ago

Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

[-] yelling_at_cloud@programming.dev 25 points 1 month ago

'm not in the Epstein files

[-] xylol@leminal.space 23 points 1 month ago

Increased shareholder value

[-] thoughtfuldragon 20 points 1 month ago

Do laundry every week

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[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 19 points 1 month ago

…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

[-] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

'm somewhat handy around the house

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[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 14 points 1 month ago

..at least I have two wolves inside of me.

Get me an ambulance.

[-] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 month ago

Furry convention is going well then?

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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

gonna let my autocomplete take this one

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

What the fuck is this?

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

Also trying auto complete: M

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes

Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this

[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.

[-] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.

Seems about right.

[-] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy

??????

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[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

... eat ass.

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[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

[-] Kattiydid@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

Have a nice butt

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[-] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Ain't chicken.

  -Leeroy Jenkins
[-] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 6 points 1 month ago

It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Get to meow online at other catgirls :3

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject

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[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

...never said I was.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Forced myself to shower

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.

[-] autonomous@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Or am I? Did I remember to take that? 🤔

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Can suck off 5 guys

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Stopped trying

[-] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

make myself laugh

[-] parity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

have a great ass.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Use Lemmy.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

fuck.

(Too bad its not true anymore)

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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

… learn from my mistakes.

[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Forced myself to socialize.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.

Fuckin' ADD.

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[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least when I'm done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don't just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)

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[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

am.

[-] monkeyman512@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Keep struggling to be better than I was.

[-] lookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don’t eat corpses

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[-] Triumph@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Also hate myself.

[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

'm fabulous.

[-] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

... bothered to write this comment.

[-] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Ain't dead yet

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