I never knew i had so much in common with Ben Franklin.

Its terf arguments without saying it out loud. And they want to do it with each letter as they all get peeled away. Trans and enbys are the easy ones cause the straights think theyre icky and confusing. Then the bisexuality cause sigh they just need to make up their minds, amiright? The gays go next cause lesbians are hot, but two men kissing makes me feel a certain kind if way that i am not ready to deal with. Finally the lesbians are thrown into the kitchen because by then the christofascists have taken over, and a handmaids tale won't be fiction any more.

Oh no! Where, uh where do I go to— you know um... to talk to them about it? To like get it back? Or something...

No, no, CPR hurts like a motherfucker. Let him enjoy that for a while.

He still makes shitty movies? I would have thought producers would have learned by now.

Do some twirls!

Faith is a hell of a drug

No, not you forget Jesus forgives. And if you have faith you too should forgive all those politicians with Rs next to their name. The Ds of course mean the devil so you should never vote for them no matter how nice they might seem or how much they sound like Jesus's actual teachings.

This from the pro-forced-birth party

Please pray for the business models in this dire time.

Same, I love their their horrifying dependence on texaco Mike for modern medical tech.