It's that attitude that makes them lose.

I wish! Only thing thick on me is my head.

My friend ran a game recently where the final boss ended up being an open door. Good times.

I liked the first book. As long as you take it for what it is, 80s nostalgia fluff it's a solid mindless read. Ready player 2 was just not good. Not even as fluff. Really all over the place, the main character was not the main character, and im not sure that Cline realized it.

~~the last starfighter fanfic~~ Armada, just dont.

For real. I've tried explaining this to people in their 20s, and they dont get it. Like, what do you mean im a baby im 25! Yes arent you such a big girl!

Me for like 20 years

Okay, I mean yes opposing a genocidal colonial regime is definitely one of the better things they've done, sure. Still not terribly good though.

By that same token the Iranian government can be shitty and at the same time not deserve to be overthrown for the sake of imperial resource pillaging.

Who the fuck gives a shit about what Rob Schneider says about anything? Dude hasnt been relevant since the 90s and he wasnt funny even then.

42 fucking years.

Subscription service for an old single player game is bullshit. This is my current beef with nintendo, aside from trying to kill the emulation community. I just got a switch light. I found they even offer old NES games for free in a bundle. Oh but you have to sign up for their subscription service, two weeks free! I gotta pay six bucks a month and always be online to play ancient once practically abandonware single payer games from before the internet was even a thing.

Remember, you don't own shit unless you have it in physical media.

Dude has exactly one expression that I can only describe as "hoping no one notices how bad that test fart was"