No you can't

Add this to grease/tamper/violent/monkey.

Its always about one of two things:

1. Instances going down forever. - kbin, even though its not lemmy, had a more appealing UI to me and my little brother. We're on fedia now, but I only really use it to lurk when Lemmy.world won't load randomly. I don't think he even uses it at all anymore.

2. De-federation. - Beehaw caused several other people I know IRL to go back to reddit within a week. The timing was so perfect to wreck the API boycott that I'm almost convinced the Beehaw mods work for reddit. "Everything was broken" and now lemmy is dead and gone forever in their eyes, some even assuming the whole thing is literally gone now. They're not willing to try again.

The variable C stands for cookie, not light speed.

Is this packet loss?

You miss out on screaming that it's negative anything though.

Spam is an oily meat block with seasoning and preservatives. Sounds like they nailed it in spirit.

But buying things at the grocery store is commerce???

Canonically this is how Toei's 2022 ransomware attack happened.

Actually: They broke down and the ship's owner, Tote Marine, was too cheap to call for a tow.

Tote Marine then sued the families of the crew to try and block all legal consequences.

https://www.cnn.com/2015/11/01/us/el-faro-lawsuit/index.html

I think I remember Kramer pointing this out in an episode.